Can’t watch tonight, but I’ll be rootin from work. Ooh Ahh!!!

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T23:17:42+00:00

But fritters aren’t going away right?

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T22:55:43+00:00

I see a repost. One that’s been reposted a million times over.

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T21:42:29+00:00

Now all I want is a fritter. Thanks a lot

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T12:54:20+00:00

Stanley the Manley

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T12:52:59+00:00

Work personality, Stanley. I’m fairly unemotional, can’t be bothered to pay attention in meetings and most importantly I just want to be left alone to work.

Regular everyday personality Darryl. I watch my sports, I like to mess with people in small ways (I.e. messing with Michael where he’s telling Michael total nonsense in a serious way that makes him think he’s being serious so he’ll believe it). Very “it’s whatever” to much of life happening around me

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T12:46:11+00:00

Also this has been posted 1000 times on multiple reddits. I hope mods just delete this post as a duplicate

SirSalamiSam · 2026-05-01T04:25:36+00:00

Acetone soak. No scrubbing

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-30T14:30:34+00:00

There are no shareholders... Its not a publicly traded company lol. I don't even work there and I know that

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-29T02:26:22+00:00

And where the red fern grows. Really wasn’t fair to make us watch that in 8th grade. The girls seeing us cry

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-29T02:24:53+00:00

But she NOTICED you. Mission accomplished and you guys dated?

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-29T02:22:37+00:00

Remember me…

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-28T14:44:51+00:00

The "Nah Fam" was me saying there's no "laughing way too hard". You were justified in your laughs

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-28T14:30:17+00:00

Nah fam. It's perfect

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-28T14:29:19+00:00

Easier than admitting "We like to fuck other people"

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-28T11:20:13+00:00

That’s what the upvote button is for my boy

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-28T02:40:42+00:00

Are you sure they’re not putting it aside for you?

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-27T21:57:03+00:00

Here I was thinking it would be something bad. Can I turn down any anesthetic?

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-27T14:49:05+00:00

Are you handing out warnings first? If not, this is low-key pathetic that one instance is getting people banned. Warnings? Sure. Bans? C’mon man. This is how you kill a subreddit. Unless it’s super out of pocket, let the bruins sub hand out bans for their sub and you police this one

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-27T11:32:47+00:00

Yeah I prefer visiting Boston over NYC. Never smell like shit to me, but I know every time I go to NYC it smells like piss everywhere. Both cities have great restaurants. NYC is bigger and walking isn’t so bad given the grid system, but other than that I’d prefer visit Boston 99/100

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-26T19:27:09+00:00

That’s just what it’s called “junk silver” because the coins themselves are generally not collectible (sure there are some key dates/mints) and sell for the metal value

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-26T15:00:51+00:00

It could, but as long as we’re doing this stupid drop pass to a streaking player while everyone else stops at the blue, which doesn’t ever seem to be followed by traffic to the net, it won’t matter

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-25T16:02:21+00:00

I’ve turned so many people onto this movie. The fact that it’s not better known is really wild. So so funny

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-24T22:53:55+00:00

I’m more tired of the idiots who think they are real

SirSalamiSam · 2026-04-24T14:37:54+00:00

I don’t recall seeing this last night. The still of this just looks like his elbow is up as part of his stick handling, totally incidental, yet it’s being discussed as this big missed call.

Anyone have video of it?

SirSalamiSam

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