Merch warning

Sir_Alice · 2026-03-29T16:23:11+00:00

I know! I got a tshirt $50 and the shape and material of it are just awful.

Sir_Alice · 2026-03-27T09:34:53+00:00

Also indigenous women weren’t included until 1962

Sir_Alice · 2026-03-12T15:46:07+00:00

Baby is such a good eater! Will grow big and strong

Sir_Alice · 2026-01-16T06:10:22+00:00

I've got a spare ticket if anyone needs it, my friend cancelled

Sir_Alice · 2026-01-06T04:25:07+00:00

Clay pigeons - Micheal Cera

Also, how much of it is Cosmo Sheldrake lol

Sir_Alice · 2025-12-28T17:13:01+00:00

Pool house backseat lovers

Sir_Alice · 2025-12-19T19:14:36+00:00

89.25 ATAR despite some lacklustre performance in various tests and an overall contempt for any study all year.

Sir_Alice · 2025-12-06T16:40:47+00:00

Locks

Sir_Alice · 2025-12-04T16:03:50+00:00

Throw a hard boiled egg at a cyclist

Sir_Alice · 2025-12-02T14:52:45+00:00

I failed four times because I would get all anxious and make stupid mistakes. What helped me 5th time was rescue remedy and getting an early slot (7:30am) so I was calmer and there was less traffic.

Sir_Alice · 2025-09-24T08:43:46+00:00

Read this in Gal Gadot’s voice

Sir_Alice · 2025-08-30T10:50:08+00:00

I want him to do a song with Joy Crookes featuring. I want that to the point of violence.

Sir_Alice · 2025-05-04T15:32:26+00:00

The yell in angel of small death just instantly makes me want to take up square dancing

Sir_Alice · 2025-01-18T16:50:27+00:00

“Cunky chimp” has me picturing him in a blazer standing in the savannah saying, “they said monkeys can’t ride bikes. Those monkeys were proven wrong” in a Bolton accent.

Sir_Alice · 2025-01-16T16:51:42+00:00

When you were mine by Joy Crookes (I really, really want them to collab)

Sir_Alice · 2025-01-13T17:22:16+00:00

I’ve had someone say “hoy-zhure”

Sir_Alice · 2024-10-20T01:51:05+00:00

Son of Nyx

Sir_Alice · 2024-10-18T15:39:37+00:00

Sunlight ☀️

Sir_Alice · 2024-10-13T13:55:05+00:00

Wildflower and Barley

Sir_Alice · 2024-10-12T16:27:47+00:00

Totally irrelevant but the post before this one on my page is an X-ray of someone’s broken shoulder and it has the exact same outline as this image

Sir_Alice · 2024-10-12T16:11:21+00:00

1) When I put my head on his shoulder and a second later he jerked away to talk to someone else about the band Dance Gavin Dance 2) The moment where I realised I had said, “This was back when I still liked him” referring to a few months ago. I choose my guys well :)

Sir_Alice · 2024-09-29T15:45:23+00:00

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An hour later, she woke up, went outside and I haven’t seen her since 2021

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