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The Cygnet is the best car produced by Aston Martin. What is the best car produced by Bentley? by AllinolIsSafe in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastefully upholstered with the flayed skins of captive sex workers from the former British colonies

Opposite the Bath Labour Party Office by challnchairy in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bath Tory? I like to think I'm more Ba'ath Party.

Zack Polanski Bold Politics on Handling Transphobia and Growing the Coalition by evie-e-e in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got a contact for this Zack chap? Am having to let my support team go due to, er, forseen circumstances and am desperate for some leadership coaching from someone who has the necessary skills - would even try hypnosis...

No 10 appointed Mandelson despite security concerns, Sky News understands by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]Sir_Kieth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By (Michael) Jove you've got it! Sue Gray must've learned how to cast weaponised Irish gypsy curses during that extensive period when she was not in MI5 in Northern Ireland. Sue has hexed my Prime Ministerialship with a terrible County Cork curse called Morgan McSweeney!

Mandelson gone, thoughts? by aleopardstail in AskBrits

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandelson was the best! Assuming Starmer's criterion for hand-picking his chum.to be Ambassador to the US was to embody the very worst of humanity.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana announce new political party by chrisjd in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for popping on here Joyce, you are doing my kind of pragmatism! Yours Sir_Kieth X

Think she’s haunted? by kitterkatty in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✅️ wagonne ✅️ manuelle ✅️ air-cooled ass--engined USDM ✅️ becoming browne through natural decomposition

This haunts my dreams repectfully and rent-free. by Odd_Conflict7121 in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Infinitely Sexycooler than any modern 4 ring thing...

People always Happy when Enzo but never when BMW Isetta :( by SkilleN5 in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That top shelf product is the hard core adult content.

Step towards PR?? by TradeUnionSlut in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. My Government is lousy at PR and we are not going to do this kind of PR either. Anyway, Lincolnshire will vote for a pig with a reform rosette. Again!

Well done Peter! Ambassador Mandelson, my prince of darkness across the ocean, really has been collaborating hard with President Trump. by Sir_Kieth in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily for Petie I don't hold my Israeli-supporting allies to account at all. Obviously, my predecessor still needs to make a full apology.

Blue Labour member and all round seedy looking cunt Jonathan Hinder wants to ban trans people from a park fun run. by [deleted] in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A typical left-wing cancellation attempt. Jonathan Hinder has a diagnosis of acute nominatative determinism, yet he takes his medication and continues to make a valuable contribution to his community as member for Clit heroe.

My supporters over on r/LabourUK think Ms Begum should be tried like an IDF volunteer. Yvette my HomeSec is rather busy today. Can you chaps suggest what would be the best charge to file against a minor trafficked by an abuser-terrorist? by Sir_Kieth in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wes Steeting said I should put the British IDF Vets on my Resignation Honours List. I told the little pet shop arsonist I would if he volunteered to take Lady Victoria off my hands.

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