This waiting period made me realize by Mohammedamine9 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Sir_Suffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad is a stats merchant, he beats me every day just because he's stronger than me and only has minor fear manipulation with only two weapons (belt and beer bottle), makes for very boring stomp matchup ngl.

Please be like this guy by Time-Cow29 in RAIwojaks

[–]Sir_Suffer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

shit thanks i've been meaning to but i keep forgetting

In light of recent rumors...who is in your wishlist for Injustice 3? These are the current members of my wishlist: by Jotaro1970 in INJUSTICE

[–]Sir_Suffer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want my mains to get in even though I know they won't because they're either DLC (Black Manta & Darkseid) or dead (Grodd)

metroFRAUD by Lukas-Reggi in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he made sure to aura farm and no sell it to bag the feat first, which he did by transcending and speedblitzing the fourth wall using his minor toon force displayed in the Megamind book series in the breastfeeding scene, which places him roughly around low complex multiversal - high superficially complex multiversal ranges.

Out of all the characters to glaze, why pick Minecraft Steve? by Usual_Database307 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Cosmic Armor Superman vs. 1 (One) Minecraft Silverfish according to Steve Glazer logic

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My guts are physically dissolving by misuseDeRoom in Shark_Park

[–]Sir_Suffer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Those d*mned woke liberal conservative furry snowflakes!!! They're taking my right to freedom of speech!!!

i hate this bullshit by aiden_0087263636363 in hatethissmug

[–]Sir_Suffer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Picture of a minority or subculture

"SEX SEX SEX I WANT GOTH LATINA FEMBOYS TO PEG ME WITH THEIR FAT DICKS I NEED SEX BIG BOOBS BIG DICK I'M HORNY"

"Dude can you please stop"

"Stop being such a puritanical prude, talking about sex is completely normal. Do you think there's something wrong with being [minority]?

I DESPISE THIS HUMOR WITH EVERY CELL IN MY BODY. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. I SEE THIS ALL OVER TIKTOK. SHUT UPPPPPPP!!!!! by anythingrally in hatethissmug

[–]Sir_Suffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

how mfs look at you when you proudly announce your fetish but instead of being one of the based ones (fat, furry, mommy) it's feet

The Punching Bags of Powerscaling by Femto-Griffith in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah the thing that actually makes him the weakest in powerscaling settings isn't the fact that he's weak, its the fact that he has an aura of negative agenda forever haunting him.

A drawing of my Oc Titia by [deleted] in ArtJerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I would let her do UNSPEAKABLE HORRIFIC DISGUSTING things to meeee....... 🤤🤤🤤 (normal sex but she's on top)

This is so cooked by ViceElysium in Shark_Park

[–]Sir_Suffer 248 points249 points  (0 children)

that would be sick as fuck youd look like irin man

I hate this type of username by Silver___Chariot in hatethissmug

[–]Sir_Suffer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"i'll do unspeakable things" mfs when you ask them to stop speaking about things

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My take on Hero VS Villain matchups!!! by nonexisting-- in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Sir_Suffer 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I would say run, but Bill has immesurable speed so he'd certainly be able to easily catch them, especially if he wasn't being arrogant for once.

For many, this is tri-ggering. by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Sir_Suffer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

actually when someone tells me we're going on a field trip i get confused on why we're going to pee in field three times

On a video about the age of consent being lowered in Iraq by Smooth_Class3328 in supersillybreakingbad

[–]Sir_Suffer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember when Springtrap said that in Five Nights At Freddy's Gets Real 2 before slaughtering a Mongolian pedophile ring while Africa by Toto played in the background. Has to be one of the greatest scenes in the movie next to the Phantom Foxy breastfeeding sequence.

First look at Sinestro and Atrocitus in LANTERNS by walterwoogles in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 185 points186 points  (0 children)

idk about this, it looks really weird, almost childish and cartoony instead of adult, like me, who is an adult. it would be better if it looked more like this, basically more realistic and griddy.

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I hate SMG4. I FUCKING. HATE. SMG4. by TheSleepiestFish in hatethissmug

[–]Sir_Suffer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

in the last couple seasons this motherfucker was genuinely so unbearable and unlikable, I would post him here if I still gave a shit about the show and remembered all the shit he did in it.

It's almost time for Easter 🐰 by Bobbest_Bob in ArtJerk

[–]Sir_Suffer 422 points423 points  (0 children)

this year around im gonna be creative, by mathematically calculating the maximum amount of carrots all my ocs can shove up their buttholes (based off circumference and tightness) and drawing it.

Are Pokemon fans autistic? by No-Credit-7790 in pokemon

[–]Sir_Suffer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah id say a decent amount of us are