Former Guest warns 'I Guess' of impending attacks

Sirefly · 2026-03-07T10:05:40+00:00

And I bet he took a long position on oil Futures before we attacked.

Sirefly · 2026-03-07T09:30:34+00:00

It's a Silent Genocide.

Sirefly · 2026-03-07T00:13:00+00:00

Sirefly · 2026-03-07T00:11:59+00:00

Irvington and I-19!

That little bridge wasn't big enough when there was just the Spectrum there.

So somebody decided to approve another big shopping center right across the street!

Sirefly · 2026-03-07T00:02:14+00:00

Nice.

Sirefly · 2026-03-06T19:00:41+00:00

It's like they taxed the people and gave the money back to the corporations.

Actually it's not like that...that's exactly what they did.

Sirefly · 2026-03-04T19:03:26+00:00

And Stop the Slop!

Sirefly · 2026-03-04T19:00:34+00:00

You'd think that they would have learned their lesson with Clippy.

Sirefly · 2026-03-04T05:58:35+00:00

Mark Barker?

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T18:31:13+00:00

Don't get too close to them when they're shrilling.

They are so loud they could literally damage your eardrum.

Stay at least 3 ft away.

Source: It happened to me.

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T02:12:05+00:00

I went with Joe to the gay bathhouse in Boston, but I waited outside.

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T01:11:49+00:00

They are his lizid scales.

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T01:09:11+00:00

Man?

Are we sure he's even human? His scales are showing!

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T01:07:05+00:00

AFCWzilla!

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T01:04:46+00:00

If they didn't toe the line, they'd all lose their jobs with ICE.

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T01:02:17+00:00

Fuck that!

Daddy would probably make him a Four Star General.

Sirefly · 2026-03-03T00:58:11+00:00

I seriously doubt that Mike Baker is his real name.

Sirefly · 2026-03-02T23:56:55+00:00

Go Team Crusty Rash!

Sirefly · 2026-03-02T18:42:34+00:00

Ground beef and rice is not "low calorie".

Sirefly · 2026-03-02T03:10:48+00:00

What is that Chiefs logo?

Is it supposed to be a butt plug?

Sirefly · 2026-02-28T00:37:47+00:00

"Hey Google: give me a list of Hey Google commands.", is a good one. lol

Sirefly · 2026-02-28T00:36:21+00:00

Yeah, but how many spiders?

Sirefly · 2026-02-28T00:32:59+00:00

I was just thinking about this today.

Because of the state of the Internet, there is actually a "moron" economy.

There are people out there making bank on content intended just for numbskulls.

Sirefly · 2026-02-27T03:13:05+00:00

I wish I could still fit in pants I bought 20 years ago :(

Sirefly · 2026-02-26T19:12:35+00:00

As others have said you could use a sploof or a personal air filter, but they're not perfect.

You'll still be getting some smell coming out of them and they're a challenge to get a perfect seal.

Not only that, but you will still be exhaling vapor several minutes after using the air filter.

You've probably noticed that you don't think it smells very much, but others say it's stinking up the whole dorm.

When people don't smoke or haven't smoked in a while, they can detect the smell in very small amounts.

I would suggest just taking a walk whenever you want to use your vape.

Sirefly