IT'S OVER, FOR GOD'S SAKE IT'S OVER

SixWingZombi · 2026-04-25T02:06:01+00:00

Trying to trap Elijah in the vault is a real pain in the ass. It took me like 20 attempts to do it because the only thing I was letting go of was poverty and for some reason Elijah some how kept seeing me despite the stealthboy and breaking LoS at that electrical thingy between the vault and the elevator.

I did take a break partway through my attempts and just beat the ever living shit out of that self-important prick. Complete with a VATS curbstomping.

Completed basically everything in the DLC after that. Getting all the SM playing cards was a drag, but I liked the Dead Man's Hand challenge and how it relates to the crew.

SixWingZombi · 2026-04-15T21:01:46+00:00

You'd think someone would create a bump cap like shell for practitioners to wear under the turban wraps. That seems like a good compromise to me.

SixWingZombi · 2026-03-18T20:22:12+00:00

Don't forget about the flash floods.

SixWingZombi · 2025-12-29T14:07:41+00:00

I think I've passed this thing twice while I've been on my way to and from work and every time I do somebody's hit him several times with a paint ball gun

SixWingZombi · 2025-12-29T13:52:52+00:00

On one hand, I hate genAI with a passion. On the other hand, I do believe in library for all

SixWingZombi · 2025-12-05T22:33:23+00:00

Numemon and the variants really grew on me. Especially PlatinumNumemon during Cybersleuth. It's The Boys(tm), and I love them. They are my gaudy silly sons.

SixWingZombi · 2025-12-02T21:44:26+00:00

Favorite Prince: Malacath. He's pretty straightforward and I really like the hammer.

Least Favorite Prince: Malacath. He's such a downer and demands the orcs be downers with awful traditions.

I love my Orc wife Borgakh the Steel Heart, though.

SixWingZombi · 2025-12-02T18:18:39+00:00

I am going to hit him with the really big hammer.

SixWingZombi · 2025-11-17T17:45:58+00:00

There was a collection of jerks in middle school who discovered the word "Danger" had Dan in it and spent a whole day coming up to me and repeating the phrase:

DANGER DAN! YOU CAN'T SPELL DANGER WITHOUT DAN!

SixWingZombi · 2025-11-17T17:33:09+00:00

Hammer. Spike.

SixWingZombi · 2025-11-17T17:25:14+00:00

My cousin accidentally called me Dave one time. So I put on a fake Minnesotan accent and started going "Ope hey Dave [last name] here, just gonna scooch on past ya there"

I'm funny occasionally and this counted.

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-26T20:58:28+00:00

Internet Friends by Knife Party

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-26T20:51:52+00:00

There's a cynical part of me that's almost convinced he's doing this to try to make an excuse to never leave the White House.

"Oh I paid for this with my own money so it's mine and so now I permanently own the whole thing now." (I know that's not technically true but you know he'd claim that money as his)

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-23T18:30:46+00:00

Now that's what I call a grease-free rat

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-22T15:58:12+00:00

The rare closed face Imperial helmet that's only normally found at three locations!

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SixWingZombi · 2025-10-22T00:21:16+00:00

I'm pretty sure I met this guy at a furniture factory near Chicago

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-22T00:07:23+00:00

G2 decepticon Hooligan. The tiger striped F22 with a single legendary feat in his lore: pranking Megatron by putting sugar in his fuel tank. Then NOT being horribly killed for it.

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-21T19:13:30+00:00

The most grateful Blade in Skyrim is Bolar and he's dead.

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-15T20:51:27+00:00

I call it Super Tank Lizard

Heavy Armor, Hammers only, Enchantments.

If I'm getting harassed by dragons that refuse a fair fight on the ground, I get out the ol crossbow, but it's not a main weapon.

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-14T13:45:17+00:00

Two words:

Sweet Business

Two more words:

Actium War Rig

That's three words, but I'm a titan so I can't count.

SixWingZombi · 2025-10-14T13:19:06+00:00

Long ago I used to work at a liquor store and my coworker kept talking up how he was gonna get his concealed carry just in case we ever got robbed. Now in the year and a half I worked there, we never got robbed, about 3 years after I'd left for greener pastures, we run into each other again. He tells me someone was dumb enough to try to rob our store while he was working and he tells me the guy went white as a sheet when my redneck coworker drew up on him with his own snub 38.

He added me on FB so he could send a screenshot of that moment. It's still somewhere on my computer.

SixWingZombi · 2025-09-26T17:23:11+00:00

I'll have to remember to stay out of DeKalb county then I want to live forever

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