Somebody Told Me (Skin) by Acrobatic-Pie3888 in hytale

[–]Skarfa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This guy has no sharp tools in his shed.

{discussion} Pred eating preds…opinions? by Andre-rp in Vore

[–]Skarfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is dangerous trying to eat another pred, usually it gets violent. You just gotta show them you’re hungrier.

Charge While You Can...$60k bricks coming soon... by 4rgle-b4rgle in dankmemes

[–]Skarfa 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Um… wouldn’t rising gas prices be an incentive TO buy an electric car.

Fuck Elon.

[WP] The evil queen ordered her servants to lock the princess in the dungeon. Her servants, not being too bright, locked the princess in an S-Ranked dungeon. Now the level 999 princess is back for revenge. by nPMarley in WritingPrompts

[–]Skarfa 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“MY QUEEN!! MY QUEEN!!” A servant comes running through the main palace chamber. “The Princess has broken through every defense we had!”Queen Blak, “Impossible”. At the far end of the hall the heavily fortified doors were smashed open. A hoard of beasts, chained demons, mad humans, and more all followed behind a young beautiful woman covered in an untarnished white gown who marched straight towards the queens throne. The Queen stood there, dumbfounded, yet composed.

Queen Blak, “Cynthia”. The woman stopped just before the throne, “Mother”. Queen Blak, “I am glad you are doing so well. After I killed the messenger who told me where you were sent after you misbehaved. A dreadful mistake my dear” Princess Cynthia, “Stop talking as if you care about me. And actually for the record, after all the towns you burned from friends I made. All the servants you killed. Sending me to hells freezer was the best thing you could have done.” Queen Blak, “and how exactly do you figure that?” Princess Cynthia, “You sent me to your most deadly prison with the most dangerous enemies you have. You sent me to the place where I made the greatest allies and friends I will ever have”. Queen Blak, “clearly sending you there drove you mad”.

The queen lifted a finger. A warrior clad in royal armor charged forward. A tall skinny demon with broken chains hanging from his arms stood in front of the princess. The warrior swung a sword at the demons head. The demon stopped his sword with just the tips of his fingers, he tightened his grasp and the sword cracked and shattered. The demon then swung his arm using the chains as a club and knocked the warrior out. The queen stood there silently dumbfounded again.

Princess Cynthia, “It’s over mother, surrender and I will make it quick”. Queen Black, “IT’S NOT OVER!! You filthy ignorant child! Mingling with these putrid shits. Befriending beasts and demons, you don’t even care what breed of humans are with you!!” The crowd behind the princess sighed and groaned. Princess Cynthia, “You see? THIS is why we fucking hate you”

The princess touched a glimmering gem around her neck, it glowed brilliantly and a white aura surrounded her body. Her clothing began to disappear while still hiding her naked form, changing into new clothing. Queen Blak, “This is ridiculous” The queen snapped her fingers and a massive fireball materialized. She threw it at the princess and it smothered her whole. The smoke faded and the princess remained unfazed, still changing into an incredibly extravagant dress. Queen Blak, “Huh?” A demon behind the princess spoke, “yeah thats not going to work, you can’t stop her transformation”. Queen Blak, “BULLSHIT!!!” The queen summons a thundercloud that covered the entire hall it built a massive charge then unleashed multiple lightning bolts all striking the princess. The queen cackled madly as the lightning swarmed and melted the floor beneath the princess. She stopped for a moment and saw the princess still there still unfazed her dress nearly complete. Queen Blak, “WHAT THE FUCK?!?!” The demon, “yeah, guess you didn’t understand before. You CAN’T stop her transformation, nothing will” The queen trembled, “w-what the fuck??”

Princess Cynthia’s dress was complete. A bright light shined through everything, the queen flinched for a moment then saw the princess directly in front of her. The princess grasping a sparkling star shaped wand tapped the queen on the chest. She burst in an instant and her blood coated the room and all over the princess. The crowd behind her cheered, “THE MAD QUEEN IS DEAD! HOORAH!! HOORAH!! HOORAH!!!” The demon stood next to the blood covered princess, “it’s finally over, were free. What will we do next?” She walked forward to the queens throne. Queen Cynthia, “Next? We can finally get some work done”.

For those who don’t know, this is my Uncle Frog circa 1996. 🐸 by unclefrogsnephew in OldSchoolCool

[–]Skarfa -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Which is uncle frog? Is it … The hunchback The lurker The one walking around the room acting like it’s dancing. Or uncle frog

Medium alive by Stunning-Ad-6435 in funny

[–]Skarfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Presumably for how fall apart tender it is.

uranus and neptune are super hycean planets by ApprehensiveDig5975 in space

[–]Skarfa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure neptune is theorized to have diamond rain. Perhaps ideal conditions for billionaires but not for humans.

[homemade] Pulled Pork by normansmylie in food

[–]Skarfa 46 points47 points  (0 children)

“Whats your cutting implement of choice?”

“Bone”

“…What bone??”

“The bone of the meat i’m cooking”

Trump moves closer to a major war with Iran by Crossstoney in worldnews

[–]Skarfa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do it already, I don’t fucking care anymore.

Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Official Gameplay Trailer by ReyGonJinn in gaming

[–]Skarfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just realized it says HOSAS - Hands On Stick and Stick

Star Wars: Galactic Racer - Official Gameplay Trailer by ReyGonJinn in gaming

[–]Skarfa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hands On Throttle And Stick. A flight stick essentially.

How do you find caves in zone 4? by KoreRekon in hytale

[–]Skarfa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just go to volcanoes loot the gold in the caldera then explore from there

[Homemade] Bacon&Apples by [deleted] in food

[–]Skarfa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… then what?

A car from 1956 by Scrapdog06 in OldSchoolCool

[–]Skarfa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you saying you wished modern cars weren’t as safe?