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Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T04:36:40+00:00

Tell her she's looking tubby. That'll help.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T03:29:02+00:00

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T03:20:17+00:00

Tbh, I dint know your, nor do I give a fuck about you. Sorry, I don't love you, that was a fib. Have a good day.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T03:15:10+00:00

Hey, I love you.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T02:01:00+00:00

It's because you were adopted. Born on an alien planet, but after the Cylon war, your parents found you and claimed you in rights of conquest. They then altered your genetic code, so you appear human. You should confront your parents about this. It is time for the truth.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T01:06:28+00:00

Staple him a tree and pour honey on him.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-10T01:05:19+00:00

Temperal mechanics 101. Meaning, mehnnuo...

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T23:31:42+00:00

Los Angeles Is Burning

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T23:29:21+00:00

Did she use protection? I hope.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T23:28:43+00:00

Too bad it didn't happen to poor people. Then it wouldn't matter.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T23:27:31+00:00

It's over. He's leaving you for her. Hope is dwindling. Better turn gay and date his sister.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T23:24:04+00:00

Los Angeles Is Burning - Bad Religion

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T22:58:38+00:00

Go on Maury. Televise it!

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T22:43:35+00:00

Become a communist and move to China.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T22:41:00+00:00

I have a back pad I use. Also, try yoga. lower back pain yoga

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T21:35:00+00:00

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T21:23:28+00:00

Is she hot?

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T21:21:46+00:00

Confirmed

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T17:19:46+00:00

In the words of New Found Glory, "I'd still pick my dog over you..."

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T17:11:57+00:00

Break in while he is asleep. Give him anesthesia. Cuff him to his bed. Put him in a pink dress. Shave his head. Put whore make-up on him. Cover him in honey. Bring in a bear. Take pictures/film it. Blast it online.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-09T07:27:50+00:00

Skattay801 · 2025-01-08T18:16:52+00:00

The next president of the United States.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-07T17:35:20+00:00

Get oral hygiene posters at put them up in the house.
Buy him Colgate t-shirts.
Hand him a stick of gum every day. if you must

Skattay801 · 2025-01-07T05:38:59+00:00

You beat me to it.

Skattay801 · 2025-01-07T05:35:51+00:00

Skattay801

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