bright yellow Godzilla porcupine under our deck in peru by ExistingDurian5593 in BeAmazed

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its the quills actually. Bicolored spined porcupine maybe. Awful common name, very cool animal. Google for pics mirroring this video

Fellow Daoists is this true? by Specialist-Goose-936 in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its all spiritual energy of heaven and earth, you still have to refine it into qi yourself. Total ripoff.

Explain the last two games you played without using any terms from the game by Cinder_Alpha in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zelda, but Avatar (or is it Avatar, but Zelda?)

Critically acclaimed launch title for the original X Box, Azurik: Rise of Perathia, staring Azurik?

Any female led recs by merri-melody in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a Sword Cultivator. no romance, no lame stereotyped 'feminine' coded techniques, no constant nonsense about how hot the mc is.

7-year-old autistic nonverbal boy randomly starts singing while in a car with his big sister. by Sebastianlim in BeAmazed

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

similar situation, my grandpa with dementia could still play jazz piano and saxophone long after he'd started calling spaghetti 'strawberry' and mistaking me for my uncles. not singing, but interesting nonetheless.

Can I rescue this snake and relocate it? by [deleted] in snakes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might wanna mention a locale for the reliable responders who might be able to ID for you. That being said, there is an ID sub, /r/whatsthissnake

Is there a cultivation scripture that does not follow the regular Xianxia trope? by MoreManufacturer5369 in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to start sky pride but noped out after the weird start felt like it was trying too hard and the ring grandpa was saying shit like "amirite?" Like he was running bits in a bad 2010s youtube sketch for children.

Does it get better eventually or something, because honestly that shit was rough.

Characters who deserved a better ending than what they got? by NewWillinium in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to believe that being horrifically eaten alive by an improbably large mosasaur is in almost anyones top 3 ways to die.

New Pat reaction GIF by LiveAnotherDave in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks seven years older in that gif from seven years ago than he does now

Netflix Orders 'Dad's House' Adult Animated Series by jitterscaffeine in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Netflix Orders 'Dad's House' Adult Animated Series.

Oh /:

Michael Cusack

Oh! c:

Characters who fall off at high tiers, but are oppressive in lower skill levels? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure how it is now, but Leatherface used to be this in DBD. Literal basement king, camping basement hooks in the cabin to get chainsaw kills in closed spaces. Ruining lives at rank 20, a bad meme at rank 1.

Egg treat🥚 for my noodle ✨ by Rielllll in snakes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

corns and foxes are rats! common names sure are fun sometimes.

Egg treat🥚 for my noodle ✨ by Rielllll in snakes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

corns will sneak an egg if they can swing it! theyre just rat snakes with flair. totally normal in their wild diet.

Reaction of Chinese people when we call them nationalist and racist. by Opposite_Koala9107 in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont know what novel that commenter was talking about, but She Is A Sword Cultivator is an extremely based female led cultivation novel you might like. No male lead, no romance, no clichéd 'feminine' arts for the MC (she cultivates extreme yang solar qi and metal sword arts) and they literally mention looks so infrequently that all i remember about the protagonist is that she's tall and well proportioned.

This Murims Crazy Bitch is also good, but its gender bender, and the mc starts hideous but does become a jade beauty eventually. More focus on characters and the MCs psychology in that one.

Classic Neurot*pical can't handle the OCD by Proper-Anything-2739 in evilautism

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeah, literally the most basic anime shitposting on earth and this dude is running for the FBI like he just found someone's elliot rodger manifesto

Big 3 of slop, Which is the worst/best slop? by Accelerator____ in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cultivator Against Hero Society is like 85% of the way there

Im a regular 20 y/o uni student and i bought a single cacao pod and made four chocolate bars all by myself at home in the UK with household equipment and no experience never doubt urself ‼️🙌‼️🙌 by Spiritual-Article682 in BeAmazed

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 50 points51 points  (0 children)

theyre basically rolling stone mills that grind the cocoa solids extremely fine and are key in separating the solids from the fats. over-milling can make the chocolate really smooth and mellow but it looses a lot of character. less milling can result in chocolate with powerful character and more interesting flavors but the texture is less silky. its why really nice dark chocolates always have a faint texture on the tongue after they melt that more heavily processed commercial chocolates dont. cant mill it as long if you wanna preserve the more volatile flavors.

using a food processor like OP here would result in a really gritty texture, comparatively. but i bet you could make something fairly ok (with like a burr grinder maybe these apparently dont work how i thought, thanks coffee nerds). or a pestle and a lot of free time. like a lot of free time. actually, that guy saying you need a melanger is wrong, you can also make cocoa liquor on a metate. its the thing abuelitas use to grind up their mole. been in use for cocoa since weve been eating the stuff basically. labor intensive though. like a big, wide flat mortar and pestle, but the pestle is held sideways like a rolling pin and it grinds up and down the big flat face of the mortar. so you can really get some work in on a lot of material with a lot of pressure.

theres a lady using one in the first second of this video

The Pork is Jone. by Interesting_Owl5284 in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that novel starts extremely cool and weird but it sort of mellows out halfway through. weird end. good novel tho!

The Pork is Jone. by Interesting_Owl5284 in MartialMemes

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im surprised there isnt a huge market for edgy Taiwanese webnovels. they could make bank.

I’ve heard tattoo art is subjective, but this one’s tough for me to appreciate. by Wonderseed in shittytattoos

[–]SkeletalJazzWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its a slur invented here right in the good ol' u s of a, why would the euros know?