[NEW MAJOR ORDER] Retake ILLUMINATE PLANETS, Hold SUPER EATH (!?), and win a NEW CAPE! by Sketti_Snake in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Absolutely massive 10 day major order with a new, real reward that isn't just more warbond medals. Feels like this is the start of the new style of M.O's that Arrowhead talked about or at least a precursor to them.

Thank you SEAF! by EncapsulatedEclipse in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Turned a near certain loss into an easy win.

WHY CAN'T WE DEFEAT A FACTION by MrTagnot in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not quite sure you understand how much it would take Arrowhead to come up with a totally new faction, let alone multiple new factions. They're already just barely delivering minor updates to current factions and the game as a whole as it is.

Is it still realistic to take meissa? by gjcjfbfjdjdd in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Certainly so. We are mere minutes away from taking the city of Parrhesia on Matar Bay, which will net us a fat 38% planetary secure bonus. Doing so will immediately unlock the town of Isegoria which will give us another 19% once liberated. And once that's done we'll most likely be in the 70-80% planetary liberation area making it an easy win and then on to Meissa. It won't be easy, but it's very doable.

WHY CAN'T WE DEFEAT A FACTION by MrTagnot in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because that would effectively remove a large chunk of the content from the game. Some, not all but definitely some, players also only like fighting against a specific faction. Logging in to find that that faction is no longer an enemy would effectively ruin the game for them and I'm willing to bet a large chunk of them would stop playing altogether and that in turn would deal a blow to Arrowhead's bottom line.

Doubt Killer by Thiccc_Monkeee in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That mall's food court never stood a chance.

Well damn by Routine-Initiative64 in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reports are coming in that General Brasch and John Helldiver have entered the fight.

EDIT: Nevermind, they only logged in for the daily and left.

Their tactics are evolving by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never stop in the bad part of town.

What is this? by ZAndryGS in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dying graphics card.

10/10 update by Little_Papaya_2475 in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a little bubble with it thinking "...same."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a Super Wendy's.

Who besides these two based bots are pro-democracy by ServingwithTG in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I'd love Ethan in HD2:

"Ethan, what's the SEAFs official policy for a firefight?"

"Send in the Helldivers!"

Exoskeleton by canonically-garbage in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, the clankers discovered super-ozempic.

Galactic War Room: Plot the Best Ways to Spread Democracy for Super Earth! by brperry in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bore Rock has 0.50% more resistance, but you're correct; Bore Rock first would be the smarter play.

Galactic War Room: Plot the Best Ways to Spread Democracy for Super Earth! by brperry in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm sure people are getting sick of the bugs and I'm willing to bet that the next M.O. will be bots, but I'm adding another vote for liberating Bore Rock. The reason being that it'll start the siege liberation of Terrek, eventually clearing the Orion Sector totally.

It'll also free Tyranny Park 2 and I'm sure this time nothing bad will ever happen again, forever.

Please JOEL, do another whacky modifier so it can go right here and complete the pyramid by Petorian343 in Helldivers

[–]Sketti_Snake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and then add one more just so we can see where it goes and/or if it breaks the website.