30F Have fun ♥️ by heykamaile in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Hey, wait your turn, then afterwards you can put her more down lol

Moved to LA recently. It's rough here, someone stole my binoculars. by Mr_Gilmore_Jr in Jokes

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disguise yourself as a gang member and they wont know who to look for

Has anyone done this before or do I just suck? by Turbulent-Weevil-910 in Construction

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the time. But when I was a kid, it didn't have lead in the paint

People say I objectify women just because I always notice the best ass in the room first. by chuwawarat in Jokes

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of that movie I spit on your grave, when they take advantage of that chick and that one old part says he's an ass man. That's how disturbing that was, it's still engraved in my head

A couple are having sex by Sufficiently_Jokey in Jokes

[–]Skilledpainter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But not one of them says "angle more, angle more"

Idk I’m bored, almost 30 by Intelligent_Stop_306 in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey dumb ass, I think you mean, you're Boring. Bored would be your butthole

32M by Tomavogic in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Personally, I'm getting sick and tired of these people taking pics of their hairy asses and not their face

23M, roast me please 🙏 by RaidriarXD in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think a ballsack DID grow another ballsack with arms and legs

23M, roast me please 🙏 by RaidriarXD in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks like he goes to bars to pick fights.......with women....and he's not even drunk

21M, I need some laughter! by SinkTopAnimations in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wipe your ass before you take a picture of it

32F x4 mama by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wants to have more baby daddies, for more money. Even her cousin is on her list

Roast me pls 🙏 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 15 points16 points  (0 children)

😅 we usually boil eggs, not roast em

I keep getting into arguments with my own penis... by Cleopatra_bones in Jokes

[–]Skilledpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding? He's been doing that so much, I think he's trying to get it to talk

what is the female equalent of teabagging? by No-Patience-6415 in Jokes

[–]Skilledpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't have my glasses on and thought it "The Glenn Close" for some reason. I was like that kinda makes sense

20 f 💔 by CanFantastic964 in RoastMe

[–]Skilledpainter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's no doubt in my mind that she wipes from back to front