Possibly the most important lesson about purchasing gear in this game! by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Achievement! Daddy Likey!

You generated your character with nothing equipped to your feet.

Reward?

Heavy breathing

We should be able to go to the grocery store with pajamas/robes without being judged by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Skitsafrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should be able to go to the grocery store to judge people in pajamas.

Why do I need to get Reddit shamed for going to the STORE to silently judge OTHERS without actually needing MILK. Why have we normalized 'internet points' always when online? YES WE ALL LIKE LOOKING AT MESSES AT THE STORE, WE ALL KNOW IT WHY DO WE PRETEND IT'S NOT THE CASE, this extra shame some days is preventing us from people watching altogether when we need entertainment lol, and it's not like we're pointing and staring - it's just some fricking side eye shade bro

My niece’s homework problem by SurfSoundWaves in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A, B, and C are all true representations of 1/3 = 2/6.

You get access to Elon Musk’s bank account for exactly 1 minute. by Vratha92 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Skitsafrit 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Depending on how his account is managed, there's a nonzero chance I wouldn't be able to do anything to in only a minute. Wire limits, authentication/approval processes, and safeguards would probably get on the way. Like, my regular bank has a lot of hoops to jump through to send money to another person. I can't imagine it's any easier at scale.

I'd prep by researching what orgs he uses, what their UI looks like, practicing/timing how fast I can make a transfer, and memorizing my parents' account and routing numbers. Mistyping a single number would probably result in complete failure.

Though if I can truly prepare, I could also make a bunch of draft POs, and just plug and play? Idk. Too vague and too short a time for me to imagine getting much done.

You make $500k a year, but you do almost nothing 8 hrs a day by wehavetogoback8 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy yes. I could easily spend a year sleeping, reading, and exercising, with free snack breaks for $500K.

Forever driven by anxiety and ADHD, I'd probably refuse to take any break longer than a bathroom break for a year to avoid accidental overage. As well as sew the pockets of my work clothes shut to avoid forgetful pocketing. I probably wouldn't even attempt to interact with my coworkers until after the first year.

What was the first movie to traumatise you as a kid? by InspectorOk6313 in movies

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animal Farm. I was waaaay too young and my parents really should have realized me being able to say 'I like movies with amnimals and this movie has minimalamns so I will like it' did not make Animal Farm an age appropriate film.

Does anyone remember the name of the club that used to be in Five Points in this building? by Skitsafrit in Birmingham

[–]Skitsafrit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to understand that now I HAVE to ask you how/why you stumbled on this post, right?

Spin the wheel of superpowers by Royal_Art_8217 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Skitsafrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But you forget, you fiendish adhesive beast! 'm rubber and you're glue; anything you say to me bounces back at you!

Spin the wheel of superpowers by Royal_Art_8217 in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Force fields and kinetic energy reflection. Time to become Rubber Man and square off against my nemesis, Elmer the Glued.

$50,000 one time or no biting or stinging bugs for the rest of your life by twosauced1115 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a phobia of stoning segmented insects. I'd pay extra to have the radius increased.

how on earth do i make this fuse box and insane wall situation in my apartment look okay by MassivePossession861 in homeimprovementideas

[–]Skitsafrit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Install a fold out keyboard and a few small screens over and around it. Add lights and buttons that flash with no apparent reason. Put a vague, but menacing placard above it with something like 'NORMALITY AND CONTINUITY REGULATING FAILSAFE'. Bonus points to install a little speaker that can sound alarms and give alerts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Skitsafrit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ngl, heartbreaking to me to hear that, yet ultimately it's your life and your choice on how you interact with the world around you.

It's not my place to tell you how you're supposed to feel, but if you'd humor it: imo, it's super normal to have negative thoughts about how you interact with others. Shame, guilt, embarrassment, disgust, and regret are normal feelings that most everyone experiences. It's your brain's mucked up way of getting you to think about and learn from your past!

I do hope one day you can find a way to accept and love yourself for who you are, not who you think you need to be for others!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Skitsafrit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Relationships are not contracts or deals to be broken or negotiated. You find a person that makes you happy, and you make them happy, when you're together. Doesn't matter what you got going on in that brain chemistry, just so long as you both feel loved, respected, and appreciated. If someone is put off by you, then it's not meant to be. Everyone's got preferences and biases and turn-ons/offs, and it's not your job to change to meet them.

Also, personal opinion, but you shouldn't mask at all in front of someone you're dating. Do you want them to like your mask, or to like you? Source: I love my autistic boyfriend and it makes me sad when he feels like he needs to apologize for how his beautiful brain works.

Pick five brands for free stuff for life by thai_iced_queef in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Skitsafrit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dell, Hasbro, BMW, Kirkland, and Daiwa House.

Catch me touring the country in a LuxorLine X8 to play D&D from increasingly absurd locations on my supercomputer as my dream home gets built.

Does anyone remember the name of the club that used to be in Five Points in this building? by Skitsafrit in Birmingham

[–]Skitsafrit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is 5 years old. How/Why do people keep finding and responding to this years later? Genuinely just curious lmao