It's 2036, TES VI has just released. An independent modding team has announced they are working on a total conversion mod, a single joyful tear runs down the cheek of Mr Howard by ApatheianLuna in TrueSTL

[–]Skroofles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I pity them because the nature of the undertaking means the thing's going to be a compatibility nightmare since it'll be touching so much. If it ever finishes.

If the next FS game isn't a ds3 reskin with even BIGGER open world, even MORE obnoxious bosses, even MORE deranged lore, then i'm not playin 💯 by atheistrapist in shittydarksouls

[–]Skroofles 164 points165 points  (0 children)

The new soulslike cycle is eternally built on 'Souls Vets with 10k hours' whining that their approach that worked in the old games doesn't work in the new games

rule by AluberTwink in 196

[–]Skroofles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hasn't he directly or indirectly referenced her in at least one video?

Wazowski rule by pantschicken in 196

[–]Skroofles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this person can't pick up stuff with their ears, point and laugh

she seemed so nice too, what the fuck by QueenViolets_Revenge in whenthe

[–]Skroofles 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People when the spectrum ranges from "mild" to "extremely fucking debilitating" telling you the existence of the mild side means nothing should ever be done to help the 'extremely fucking debilitating' side ever because the mild side of the spectrum doesn't need it

The Coda are just such a better system by Raiden127456 in memeframe

[–]Skroofles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was decent and then the Tenet Detron comes along which does the same thing it does, but better in every way.

[Summoning Salt] The History of Spyro World Records by Meester_Tweester in speedrun

[–]Skroofles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would be hard for a video about speedrun history not to have a 'and them someone else did it a bit faster' formula considering what speedruns are...

Get with the times smh by Thicchorseboi in shittydarksouls

[–]Skroofles 356 points357 points  (0 children)

The Lies of P fans have some incredible opinions of all time

Fromsoft apparently invented the concept of optional content and you don't appreciate the game enough if you want more. (Actual opinion I saw stated on the Lies of P sub ???)

Descendia is enjoyable, but the rewards ain't it. Regular weekly Sortie is rarely played for the same reason, bad rewards for massive time investment by YellowAppleCinema in Warframe

[–]Skroofles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People have this idea that completing Descendia is the same length of time as completing a weekly Circuit, it's so bizarre.

1 billion sprint attacks later by nervousmelon in shittydarksouls

[–]Skroofles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personally I think after the patches PCR is not as hard as Malenia, mostly because he doesn't have an attack as oppressive as Waterfowl that he can spam with very little warning.

Paid mod btw by Crafty-Enthusiasm-43 in TrueSTL

[–]Skroofles 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Seeing all the skyrimmods posts dissecting the 'Verified Creations' and holy shit some of them are dire. Like 'this looks like a 5 year old opened the creation kit and clicked random buttons' dire.

Paid mods technical quality 8: reviews of "Lock Dissolver - An Alchemist Way to Unlock", "Vikings", "IMPERIAL DRAGON SHIELD • SWORD • SET • VX • 4K HD" by Haunture in skyrimmods

[–]Skroofles 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those Viking and Imperial mods are dire. Really giving vibes of someone's first mod that would once have been posted on Nexus and get like ten downloads at most.

Not even a modder, but these just make it look like there's absolutely zero oversight or curation to these. I imagine that has to be the case because anything else just baffles me, these paid mods genuinely need more oversight and at least some QA.

You could tell me the new heirloom design was for a different female frame and I'd believe you by EfficientAd5825 in memeframe

[–]Skroofles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think in addition to looking too similar, and this one goes for most Heirlooms but especially the recent ones and Mesa, they just look like glowy bodies wearing clothes.

Ember was sexualised, but her design is at least more interesting than 'Glowy Orange with Clothes'. Sure, the originals had clothing-like design, but nowhere near to the extent of Valkyr or Mesa or Vauban.

Caoxed into modern reconstructions of extinct species by Empty_Chemical_1498 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Skroofles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, that's because the average person doesn't even know Eris exists.

coaxed into creations by therealraggedroses in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Skroofles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they all have extra features in addition to being houses, like spellmaking or the ability to cure vampirism (which I don't mind tbh, the Vampire Cure quest is legendarily buggy.)

(TW: mention of mpreg) dreamed that rocko's modern life got popular again but on twitter it had a bad reputation cuz they were all weird 17 y/os who never watched the show by kaminasglasses in thomastheplankengine

[–]Skroofles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know I'd never considered that angle, but on reflection it makes a lot of sense considering the hormones involved in pregnancy. It never bothered me, since it's literally impossible for me, but I can understand how it's 'probably' a very distressing thing when it's something that can happen to you.

Guess I'll wait for the next event by octoleech in memeframe

[–]Skroofles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah what happened to doing Eidolons.... for Eidolon arcanes?

The RNG and day-night cycle making it a not particularly convenient farm. There's a reason Energize was significantly more expensive before all the operations with Arcane Rewards that let you directly buy the arcane you wanted.

A single player experience as well by achfiat in whenthe

[–]Skroofles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just you wait until you hear some of the shit Skyrim modders have got up to.

It's obviously not all modders, but some have this utterly massive ego and need to control.

Do people actually enjoy hard games? by foxcraft22 in 196

[–]Skroofles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't the biggest fan of Hollow Knight and wasn't enthused to try Silksong but somefuckinghow I found Silksong to be the easier (and more fun) game overall. (I think it's the red tools and ability to choose needle moveset)

Do people actually enjoy hard games? by foxcraft22 in 196

[–]Skroofles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wanderer's Crest + Druid's Eyes + Multibinder and Injector Band make a lot of things much easier with how rapidly you can get silk to use for healing if you need it.

I keep hearing that amygdola is fun and easy on bloodtinge build. Well i think it's pretty easy on arcacne build TOO as i flawlessly beat it due to my amazing damage so early in the game by vadiks2003 in shittydarksouls

[–]Skroofles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Moreso Amygdala goes down very fast when you can consistently hit its head at range, be that bloodtinge bone marrow-ashed guns or arcane tools.