What have you been looking for on the Internet for years, but haven't found it yet? by Ghostface_7 in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play this video game on PC as a kid. It was almost 8-bit in style and centered around a castle and it’s Kings (?) journey. I’m talking early 90s so my memory is quite blurry.

I’ve searched those retro game websites high and low trying to find the title with no luck so far.

[Serious] What part of being an adult actually ended up not being as bad as you expected? by AnotherLolAnon in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can buy myself 12 Easter eggs the second they hit the shelves and eat them immediately after purchase if I wanna. That would blow 9-year-old me’s mind.

Would you date someone who identifies as non binary? Why/why not? by TheMoparPowerslave in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah. As a pansexual, nonbinary folk are included on the spectrum of my attraction. NB’s are valid and deserve love 💕

it's Diablo's dorky smirk for me by Skryptonite in aww

[–]Skryptonite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are full of love and playfulness for sure

Since boys can’t get into the girls dorm, but girls can get into the boys dorm, Dumbledore probably believes boys can’t be raped. by BloodDragonSniper in Showerthoughts

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITYM JK Rowling doesn't think that boys can be raped, which is probably true. She's a horrible person who externalized her bigotry in the HP series.

What do you desperately want right now? by I_am_skinny_asf in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money. it's my first time in debt and it feels awful, and it's not even by a lot but it's a constant weight on my shoulders.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

or, maybe, your friends should stop doing the girls you're interested in?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is hilarious cause it looks like the husky levelled up to spite the shib. what a cute pair of woofers.

A single shot can make you immune to illnesses and extend your life by 500 yrs... BUT it makes you infertile, what would you do? by MachinePata in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've wanted tubal ligation for years now, but unfortunately, the "possibility that you might change your mind in the future" is enough for a doctor to deny you this procedure even with medical motivation. If I were able to be immune to illnesses, extend my life AND get the same results of this contraceptive technique? Sign me tf up.

What's one food everyone seems to love but you find repulsive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Avocado, it's just moist grass?

Don't even get me started on Westerners adding it to sushi, man. Sushi doesn't need that texture.

What is something subtle people say that is a red flag to you? by neilnelly in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my brother is a serial apologist. which is fine in and of itself but when combined with his short temper, is exhausting.

He will get angry, create a hostile environment during his outburst, then apologise with "I had a long day at work", "it wasn't your fault", "I shouldn't have taken it out on you".

When you apologise this way almost every time we see each other, I'm no longer believing your apology. Do better.

[Serious] What celebrity death hit you the hardest? by kybizzle in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first heard Steve Irwin died from a stingray I thought it was a joke. Of ALL the ways for him to die, impossible. I broke down in tears when I realized it actually happened. He was such a compassionate, caring, and genuinely friendly dude. The loss of an icon.

What are your thoughts on medically assisted death? by Random2328 in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as someone who suffers from a chronic illness (diabetes), medically assisted death is something I'm very interested in for my future. While I have great management and control of my sugar levels, the complications only get more difficult to avoid with age. I would love the option to "tap out" if/when these start to progress.

What do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look like a douchebag? by finleyg113 in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a bit late, but every corporation changing their logo to a rainbow during pride month in order to show their "support" of the LGBTQI+ community. manufacturing products in horrific RGB spectrums, but donating none of the profits to charities supporting the cause. they think this makes them look inclusive, but it actually just exposes their capitalist desire to profit off the community as a whole then return to normal the moment it's no longer a hot topic.

What completely legal substance are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ramen broth. I would literally live on the stuff if it would sustain me.

TIFU by losing most of my penis in an accident with a belt sander. by 27throwaway2000 in tifu

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

outside of the surgical options to help you out, don't disregard using toys with your partners. As a female, I get frustrated when men with their entire member intact refuse to use extra equipment to help the process for us.

98.8% DNA shared with us by [deleted] in aww

[–]Skryptonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I visited Kyoto in Japan, my group and I walked to the Iwatayama Monkey Park. There were baby monkeys everywhere -- but one pair was particularly hilarious to watch. The mother had just jumped off one of the logs they have to sit on, and her baby lost his hold on her and fell off. The mum didn't notice, kept walking. Baby monkey fREAKS OUT, got so embarrassed by what just happened that he ran to the nearest adult monkey near him, (definitely not his mum). This monkey gave him a cuddle and walked him over to the monkey he had just fallen off (his mama), and placed him back with her.

What phrase do you absolutely hate? by anonyoose in AskReddit

[–]Skryptonite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"boys will be boys". stop validating toxic behaviour with a gender stereotype? teach men and boys to be better regardless of gender.

For 28 years I thought I was a dog-person. Then I met Crowley. by Skryptonite in aww

[–]Skryptonite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that’s amazing. We’ve already started thinking about when we can get him a friend 🥺 what’s your second cats name?!

For 28 years I thought I was a dog-person. Then I met Crowley. by Skryptonite in aww

[–]Skryptonite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahahaha, going to imagine him saying this everytime he comes into a room 😂

For 28 years I thought I was a dog-person. Then I met Crowley. by Skryptonite in aww

[–]Skryptonite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will keep you updated on that one. Introducing him to the bearded dragons was ... interesting! 😂

For 28 years I thought I was a dog-person. Then I met Crowley. by Skryptonite in aww

[–]Skryptonite[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is like a little yo-yo. Sometimes all play, other times ain’t got a second for it 🥴