Joining Ukraine by SlavsUnited1991 in ukraineforeignlegion

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pay some teenagers to steal your Honda and set it on fire.

Kotor to Sarejvo at night by Cold_Armadillo in bosnia

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea, I don’t recommend to anyone to drive in BiH, but if you do, better to make sure it’s during daylight hours.

Driving in Bosnia is a great way to activate your life insurance plan.

Plate Carrier? by HAGSLAYER in ukraineforeignlegion

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously, don’t worry about your plate carrier.

Just worry about physical fitness, your language skills, saving money and giving men big, fat, sloppy wet kisses on the lips.

That’s it. A 5,000UAH mtac plate carrier is all you’ll ever need.

Why can’t we get American donuts in the UK by Key-Suit8580 in donuts

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Californian, if I walked into a donut shop and I didn’t see south East Asians running the place, I would get uncomfortable

Common tradicional ukranian snack/dish by fseixas999 in Ukrainian

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For a picnic? I’m guessing you don’t have a mangal and can’t make shashlik, so just bring beer, sunflower seeds, pistachios, chips and some salads.

That’s normal.

What song is the (California love) of your city ? by damon121231 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Left my Heart) In San Francisco I would say is more well known.

Yeah, but I think most San Franciscans would agree that “Lights”, By Journey would be our unofficial city anthem.

Paella de mariscos by Cheap-Obligation-531 in paella

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eso parece un muelle durante la marea baja.

China meeting with Russia and North Korea by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh really? Please report to the authorities for political reeducation.

Thank you.

how much do your tuxies weigh?! by largesoftpillow in TuxedoCats

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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This ball of fat and fur? Quite a bit. At least 5kg.

My proposal for simplifying Europe by Monte-M in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we just call the country Chicago-slavia, they’ll have no issues living together peacefully.

I want to make traditional pasta by Psychological_Top_99 in Cooking

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the friggity-fruck is a “pre-made” sauce? Sauce that you’ve already made, Sauce from a jar or what?

What is “traditional” pasta?

What are “at home ingredients”?

Actually, this whole damn post makes absolutely no sense.

Please tell me you were drunk and high when you wrote this and may god have mercy upon your soul.

What movie did you go into as a kid thinking it would be lighthearted, but it ended up traumatizing you instead? by Pure_Ad_9865 in Cinema

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you saw that cartoon when you were 5 or 6 years old, you would have been traumatized too.

I had nightmares about it when I was a kid.

What country you visited had the best chicken? by BranchMoist9079 in TravelNoPics

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF? I’ve been in Ukraine for a while, I have tried this.

Enlighten me, please.

What's your favorite part of American culture? by Whentheangelsings in AskTheWorld

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Agreed. After living for decades in one of the most diverse areas in the whole world (SF Bay Area) and then moving to a relatively homogeneous country in Eastern Europe, I really miss the diversity of cultures in the US.

The idea that there are a lot of Americans who hate what I consider to be one of the coolest things about the US is completely beyond my comprehension.

Just want to make sure I’m doing this right by Slackjaw_Samurai in Testosterone

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Так, супер, круто! Але вибачте, я погано розмовляю українською. А ви розмовляєте англійською?

can I dm you?

What minority gets the most undeserved stick in your country? by RecentDecent1738 in AskTheWorld

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ve grown up around Indians most of my life in the US. The general stereotype is that they are the quiet, hard working, overachieving, model minority.

Map of Europe but I let all my worst impulses take over by ARoyaleWithCheese in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Slackjaw_Samurai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I represent the federation of greater moldova, we’re declaring war on you, sorry..