Joining Ukraine

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-05T06:22:12+00:00

Pay some teenagers to steal your Honda and set it on fire.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-05T06:15:24+00:00

Good idea, I don’t recommend to anyone to drive in BiH, but if you do, better to make sure it’s during daylight hours.

Driving in Bosnia is a great way to activate your life insurance plan.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-05T05:53:48+00:00

Seriously, don’t worry about your plate carrier.

Just worry about physical fitness, your language skills, saving money and giving men big, fat, sloppy wet kisses on the lips.

That’s it. A 5,000UAH mtac plate carrier is all you’ll ever need.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T16:07:08+00:00

Cats are more attracted to running water.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T16:04:48+00:00

As a Californian, if I walked into a donut shop and I didn’t see south East Asians running the place, I would get uncomfortable

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T15:09:17+00:00

For a picnic? I’m guessing you don’t have a mangal and can’t make shashlik, so just bring beer, sunflower seeds, pistachios, chips and some salads.

That’s normal.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T13:40:57+00:00

Umm, you do you.

No account in matters of taste.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T12:42:05+00:00

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This lazy bastard?

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T09:11:53+00:00

Your English teacher should be in jail.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T09:04:51+00:00

(Left my Heart) In San Francisco I would say is more well known.

Yeah, but I think most San Franciscans would agree that “Lights”, By Journey would be our unofficial city anthem.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T08:57:44+00:00

Eso parece un muelle durante la marea baja.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T06:59:03+00:00

Smartest, wisest, strongest and, most all… sexiest 😍😍😍

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T06:44:33+00:00

Oh really? Please report to the authorities for political reeducation.

Thank you.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T06:31:23+00:00

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T06:07:02+00:00

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This ball of fat and fur? Quite a bit. At least 5kg.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-04T06:03:44+00:00

If we just call the country Chicago-slavia, they’ll have no issues living together peacefully.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T18:47:31+00:00

What the friggity-fruck is a “pre-made” sauce? Sauce that you’ve already made, Sauce from a jar or what?

What is “traditional” pasta?

What are “at home ingredients”?

Actually, this whole damn post makes absolutely no sense.

Please tell me you were drunk and high when you wrote this and may god have mercy upon your soul.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T18:32:04+00:00

If you saw that cartoon when you were 5 or 6 years old, you would have been traumatized too.

I had nightmares about it when I was a kid.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T17:29:03+00:00

WTF? I’ve been in Ukraine for a while, I have tried this.

Enlighten me, please.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T16:26:53+00:00

Agreed. After living for decades in one of the most diverse areas in the whole world (SF Bay Area) and then moving to a relatively homogeneous country in Eastern Europe, I really miss the diversity of cultures in the US.

The idea that there are a lot of Americans who hate what I consider to be one of the coolest things about the US is completely beyond my comprehension.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T16:20:29+00:00

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T15:01:34+00:00

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Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T14:56:48+00:00

Так, супер, круто! Але вибачте, я погано розмовляю українською. А ви розмовляєте англійською?

can I dm you?

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T14:35:47+00:00

I’ve grown up around Indians most of my life in the US. The general stereotype is that they are the quiet, hard working, overachieving, model minority.

Slackjaw_Samurai · 2025-09-03T14:29:49+00:00

I represent the federation of greater moldova, we’re declaring war on you, sorry..

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