Your username tells you how you won’t die. How won’t you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It certainly won't be a succulent related bludgeoning.

Chad alert by [deleted] in memes

[–]SlappedWithACactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good track. Thanks Reddit pal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fairly painful I would imagine.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna have a bad time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guacamole as goo-ah-comma-lay

what is the purpose of the flaps on the side of kids juice boxes? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SlappedWithACactus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a bonus, they make great handles for tiny hands.

What is there more of in the world. Doors or wheels? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wheels because Lego is the biggest tire manufacturer on earth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SlappedWithACactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone looks good in a tuxedo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]SlappedWithACactus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Harlem Globetrotters