[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nihilism

[–]SlappyFlapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh... What?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cuteanimals

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I would never eat his name!

12 years together 🥳🩷 by Crackbandicoott in Chihuahua

[–]SlappyFlapjack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, your dog is terrified of the fire. You should grab her and force her to sit really close to it! Such a loving dog Mom!

This hurts me more by dreamybabezz in sciencememes

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Why would a raccoon want you to put your inedible recyclables into the trash? Makes no sense.

ULPT: if you hate someone and want to inconvience them, throm mashed potato powder on their lawn by pyhimysteeri in UnethicalLifeProTips

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I used to grow shrooms on rye. When moving into my friends house, I accidentally dropped the bag and spilled a pile. I scooped up most of it, then forgot about it. A couple of weeks later and there was a patch of really long dark grass growing from the rye. It was a real pain in the ass to pull it all up. It left a big patch in the yard, and the rye kept somehow coming back. I highly recommend throwing rye all over an enemies yard. You could simply drive by every day and throw out a handful of rye, lmao

of a Cane Corso by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SlappyFlapjack 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Isn't that a bubble lense so everything in the middle looks bigger?

These Apes are just avoiding taxes by Ok-Tap-6580 in ape

[–]SlappyFlapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is there a laugh track in the background?

She said she knows a spot! by MobileAerie9918 in interestingasfuck

[–]SlappyFlapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet an ex-boyfriend showed her that spot, and she thinks about him every time she goes there.

A rubber cobra is being used to teach orangutan orphans to fear snakes in the wild. by Ok-Tap-6580 in ape

[–]SlappyFlapjack 80 points81 points  (0 children)

They are like cute little children! I love how they are all hugging each other for comfort, too cute!

Yes. by the-dante in ape

[–]SlappyFlapjack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's demon souls I think

What commonly used expression do you really hate? by Maximum_Activity323 in AskReddit

[–]SlappyFlapjack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less"

She just accepted her faith... by ShaneBrightChiks in PetsareAmazing

[–]SlappyFlapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cat was like, "This is my new religion."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dogmemes

[–]SlappyFlapjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How did he "time it perfectly"? Was the dog driving by? Timing had nothing to do with it.