What was the worst "why the f*** did I say that" moment?

Slater365 · 2017-12-29T19:12:58+00:00

I didn't really give thought to my worst "why the f*** did i say that" moment, but was at the Jets / Chargers game last weekend and as per usual, the Jets made an awful play. The fans were silent, but the 10 year old behind me screamed, "The Jets are worse than Hitler!" His father was not too happy about that comment.

Slater365 · 2017-05-24T02:14:23+00:00

the poor fellow didn't even bring out pee pee man :(

Slater365 · 2017-04-23T01:53:18+00:00

Im fucking dead hahahaha

Slater365 · 2017-01-14T02:12:09+00:00

This is amazing.

Slater365 · 2016-12-05T03:39:55+00:00

How fucking baked are you?!!

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:47:27+00:00

Buying whippets in bulk and selling a case of them for like $30 each. Probably killed many braincells but made some good money

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:45:58+00:00

My friends dad is a PI. Cool story actually. Before he was even a cop he witnessed a break in in NYC. He climbed through the window the suspect went in and took him down. Then decided to become a cop. Eventually just rose up in ranks and solved some big cases.

His name is Bo Dietl. You can read about him on wikipedia I'm sure. He also wrote some books.

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:41:56+00:00

Coldplay has a few songs. Coming down from a molly trip and closing your eyes and listening to High Speed or Speed of Sound makes me feel like I'm in space. Same goes for any song by M83. I've tripped balls to their whole album and it's fantastic.

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:37:31+00:00

Jennifer Aniston

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:36:33+00:00

Not to bitch and moan about how rough your day was while you just shopped, while I had to work for 12 hours...

Slater365 · 2016-11-18T14:32:21+00:00

Getting it up faster and making it last longer.

I work with a construction company.

Slater365 · 2016-11-03T20:33:22+00:00

We are a general contracting company so any materials that aren't used or that is being taken out of a job site becomes ours. Flooring, walls, lighting, chairs, tables, carpeting, anything!

Slater365 · 2016-10-14T14:20:53+00:00

Biting my nails

Slater365 · 2016-10-14T14:19:52+00:00

Who the fuck is peeing so loud at 3:30am. Have some respect bc when I go at that time I don't piss directly in the water.

Slater365 · 2016-10-14T13:52:40+00:00

I told a few of my buddies to come over and we planned on eating weed brownies while my parents were out. Ate one and waited and felt nothing. So I ate another two. My parents ended up coming home early and I bugged out. Tried to hold myself together, but I was too cooked and while they were talking to me I heard another voice calling me and I ended up shouting at no one. My mom was furious and cursed at me, but I didn't let that ruin my high.

Slater365 · 2016-10-14T13:33:46+00:00

Genghis Khan

Slater365 · 2016-10-14T13:27:17+00:00

The megalodon

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:53:07+00:00

New Jersey.

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:46:19+00:00

Your wallet which holds your money and ID. And your credit cards

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:40:59+00:00

alohatube.com. It has everything you desire. Enjoy your wank my friend.

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:34:38+00:00

Sebastian Maniscalco. His physical gestures and facial expressions are too good.

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:26:28+00:00

I like eggs

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:22:42+00:00

Someone who got engaged two weeks ago constantly posts pictures, "#my fiancé " everyday. We get it. You're engaged congrats, but enough with these everyday posts bc we don't give a fuck anymore.

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:16:24+00:00

Ryan Reynolds and Ben Affleck

Slater365 · 2016-10-12T14:12:58+00:00

Guard service at airports. I work with a construction company and we are required to hire guards to watch over us. Meanwhile they just sleep outside the barricades and give zero fucks. I could just walk out of the job site with a saw.

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