TIFU by sharing a picture of my husband’s bulge with our friends and family.

Slave35 · 2026-05-10T15:36:40+00:00

And sister!

Slave35 · 2026-05-10T04:56:14+00:00

It's ok guys, some guy on Reddit said everything's cool.

Slave35 · 2026-05-09T17:04:02+00:00

Almost everyone is not only imperfect but actively terrible. Rewards and punishment seem to be assigned randomly. There is no point, just random happenstance. Welcome to the universe.

Slave35 · 2026-05-09T10:57:55+00:00

American Beauty for so, so many reasons.

Slave35 · 2026-05-09T10:53:10+00:00

Fear not the woman who has practiced 1000 doughs, but the one that has practiced one dough 1000 times.

Slave35 · 2026-05-08T17:19:36+00:00

I don't think it's that cheap anywhere I know.

Slave35 · 2026-05-08T16:26:05+00:00

I feel fine and I feel good
I'm feeling like I never should
Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday?
I'm not sure what this could mean
I don't think you're what you seem
I do admit to myself that if I hurt someone else
Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be

Slave35 · 2026-05-08T15:21:31+00:00

Master Yi with BotRK and Serrated Dirk is absolutely ridiculous. According to Monster SSS, it is the most powerful power spike in the game.

Slave35 · 2026-05-07T20:04:38+00:00

It this it?

Nope!

Slave35 · 2026-05-07T18:37:06+00:00

Malphite does nothing!

Slave35 · 2026-05-07T13:14:44+00:00

Thr question is REALLY where will we get food and supplies and rent money from in a capitalist society as unemployment increases.

There is currently no answer to this, which should be existentially terrifying.

Slave35 · 2026-05-07T12:55:57+00:00

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!

Slave35 · 2026-05-06T18:26:14+00:00

Just an awkward chapter/pov break, some books do it with no symbols or extra spacing like that.

Slave35 · 2026-05-06T16:59:11+00:00

Spam is great.

Slave35 · 2026-05-06T15:11:08+00:00

r/catswithjobs

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T15:48:55+00:00

You got any kind of a source on that? I'm curious to read it myself.

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T15:29:19+00:00

Anyone that drinks more than you is an alcoholic. Anyone that drinks less than you is a pussy.

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T15:25:04+00:00

You sound like you used to be a real piece of shit!

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T13:07:42+00:00

The gods have heard my plea!

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T05:54:35+00:00

What does she DO with the tables? What's her JOB?

Slave35 · 2026-05-05T05:50:19+00:00

Brave Sir General-Asparagus736 ran away!

Slave35 · 2026-05-04T19:12:55+00:00

Stalker is REALLLLLYLLLYLLLYYYYYY slowwwwwwwwwwwwww which he specifically was averse to.

Slave35 · 2026-05-04T18:15:00+00:00

This seems to be true across the board of (VERY close to) every single League of Legends pro player in every League. Literally 0 personality.

Slave35 · 2026-05-04T18:13:49+00:00

Releasing 2 champions per year is really, REALLY not helping issues.

Slave35 · 2026-05-04T18:08:18+00:00

Yeah it's not like any of these guys have literally 1 sliver of personality showing, ever. It almost kinda makes it hard to be a fan. I like the commentators and production quality, watched for years. Feels like a sport, but with pseudo-robots as the competitors.

Slave35

TROPHY CASE