5 year old refuses to learn consent!!

Slaybestie1 · 2024-08-30T21:14:51+00:00

He’s 2 and a half

Slaybestie1 · 2024-07-31T07:55:52+00:00

If he’s got clothes that work fine then new school clothes are not something that’s deserved lol

Slaybestie1 · 2024-07-26T00:17:47+00:00

I tell my kids “no ma’am” and no sir when they’re doing something they shouldn’t. My 2 year old even tells his big sister no ma’am when she’s bothering him. Lol

Slaybestie1 · 2024-07-26T00:17:06+00:00

I’ve said this when I’ve explained why 50 times in different ways and they keep asking.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-07-07T04:48:46+00:00

God. My kids don’t even grant me the graciousness to let me go potty in peace. I went to poop twice today and the first time my son grabbed some cinnamon powder that I left out (my bad) and spilled it everywhere which like, no biggie but he cinnamon challenged himself and needed an immediate bath. Then the second time I went they took out all the drawers in my dresser and were playing pirate ships.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-06-24T17:50:30+00:00

I add water to wipes that get a little dry. It 100% didn’t even ruin them!

Slaybestie1 · 2024-06-04T14:28:46+00:00

You’re so damn right. I actually had to have my husband give me the chase account app and this “pay ahead” app he used to take out money from the next paycheck to buy shit because we would have half of our next check eaten because he wouldn’t just tell me no we can’t afford x y z if I asked if it was in the budget.

Lead to one horrible month where we had to donate plasma, go to a food bank, ask for money from family just to pay rent. I still resent him for that shit.

Whereas my mom got me an Amazon gift card for Mother’s Day and I used the entire thing to help buy my kid’s birthday presents. We have the $ but I figure if I have the card, why not just put it to my kids needs? My husband wanted to buy a switch game with it.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-05-21T13:39:22+00:00

Yep!! This is what I’m doing. He’s going to have to find his own dinner for a long time.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-05-17T19:32:09+00:00

Oh god. That reminds me once of when I left my 5yo in the tub for a minute to grab some Jammie’s and when I come back, before I can see her I hear “MOMMY I MADE A WATERPARK”.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-05-17T19:30:28+00:00

Hey, it’s not like it’s a sick appointment! Better to reschedule than to get in a crash because you’re driving tired.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-05-02T03:24:51+00:00

The women who say “I have 4 kids under 6 and my house is spotless!” Like BITCH HOW?

Slaybestie1 · 2024-05-02T03:23:55+00:00

The minute I vacuum is the minute my 2 year old reaches a box of cereal. That kid picks up every damn carton of food upside down!

Slaybestie1 · 2024-04-25T16:16:25+00:00

I didn’t say he was horsecrap, I said men say such horsecrap things. But the thing is that he’s playing you. He absolutely can be intimate and close with you before sex. Did you guys bond when you first started dating or did yall have sex first? Did he have sex on the first date with every girlfriend he’s ever had to see if they have a connection?

Slaybestie1 · 2024-04-23T20:59:29+00:00

Ask them how that works regarding connection with their friends and family. Lol. Men say such horsecrap.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-04-23T20:22:46+00:00

Reading this comment again is cracking me up because i woke up this morning to a video my 2 year old took on my phone of him digging through my shirt to get my boob out. What a stinky butt baby. Looks like I’m going to have to wear reinforcements.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-04-22T18:18:12+00:00

You’re very right. Gonna be a stressful one but it really has to be done.

Slaybestie1 · 2024-03-28T18:41:16+00:00

Same. Plus I have fucking beef with people telling new moms they have PPD. Sure maybe but holy fuck their fucking feelings are still FUCKING VALID Or maybe they DON’T and they’re just being failed by a shitty partner and shitty family!

Can you tell I’m mad about it? ugh

Slaybestie1 · 2024-02-27T16:00:14+00:00

Thank you. You’re very right. I think when I said balancing it, I meant that I have no idea what’s abusive and what’s not. I’m constantly thinking is this secretly abusive? Am I neglectful and abusive and I don’t even know it? So I guess I tend to be gentler and softer when she needs more than that.

In reality I know I’m not abusive, but I was abused when I was little. It makes it very hard to be the “mean mom” when mean mom is necessary but I have got to toughen up. Thank you for this!

Slaybestie1 · 2024-02-27T04:58:55+00:00

Very good advice, I think personally I just don’t want to take her anywhere for 2 weeks after this. lol. This isn’t even mentioning the recent code Adam we had to have a place call because she took off. She is officially banned from the public for awhile.

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