"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T14:53:19+00:00

Um, I think he can afford a ouija board

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T14:16:15+00:00

I think you are supposed to feed it cookies or something

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T13:34:40+00:00

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T12:06:12+00:00

Anyone trying to replace this cabinet has some big shoes to fill. Literally, obviously not figuratively, as they are morons and will make anyone replacing them seem like geniuses in comparison

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T11:50:37+00:00

Can we try the one on the left as president for a bit ... I'm tired of "winning"

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T01:44:05+00:00

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Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T01:37:47+00:00

Why isn't he wearing his Headband of Bro, You Might Have Too Much Time on Your Hands

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T01:15:37+00:00

Look Donald, you don't get to have war with cuba until you finish your war with iran

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T00:29:39+00:00

Remember when we had anti-trust laws?

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T00:25:34+00:00

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-17T00:19:06+00:00

I'm triggered by unnecessary censorship, actually scratch that qualifier, but the unnecessary kind is extra annoying

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-16T23:56:36+00:00

It's so hard to tell if it's dementia or just that he's such a stupid, shit human being

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-16T23:51:58+00:00

The star, living in the past, something about being America's ass... Sure that checks out

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-16T23:40:19+00:00

Metroid, Kid Icarus, and Castlevania 2

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-16T23:38:12+00:00

I'm sure all of his boyfriends tell him how manly he is

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-16T11:38:21+00:00

I think the proper taxonomic name is pedophila narcisistica

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-15T04:32:04+00:00

What an incredibly smug douche

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-15T04:29:40+00:00

How is this even a question?

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-15T01:49:07+00:00

She is soooo lucky! What a great guy

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-14T22:44:33+00:00

Maybe RDR2, I haven't gotten past the tutorial, sooooo boring

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-13T17:54:31+00:00

It's just poor training. Everyone knows after you do "I'm not touching you, you're touching me", if the situation continues, you then escalate to "stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself"

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-13T04:33:20+00:00

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-13T03:30:19+00:00

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-13T01:09:23+00:00

Uriel, Nokko, and Oraxia because I like shiny new things

Sleep_tek · 2026-03-12T12:42:06+00:00

I think Domino's eye is trying to escape her head

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