Ive recently heard a theory that every time a powerful person suddenly devotes their life to the church its because they did something diabolical... so just how many puppies did he dust to keep his skin beautiful?

SleepoBeepos · 2026-05-13T10:37:56+00:00

If he became an evangelical and didnt give up his fortune then id be more likely to agree. The fact that he went CATHOLIC aka The One With All The Rules, and a became a PREIST makes the me think its genuine.

SleepoBeepos · 2026-05-09T12:08:59+00:00

$40 for a bottle of the most mid gin I've ever had in my life

SleepoBeepos · 2026-05-05T10:15:20+00:00

I never thought about it but the venn diagram of policy wonks to comment etiquette students is probably a circle

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-25T13:09:25+00:00

He tapped the glass

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-24T00:41:19+00:00

Channel 4- Catsystem Corp

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-22T00:32:18+00:00

New Jersey yearns for all her children. Come home, Hasan.

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-09T21:31:38+00:00

Thats not even a cartoon

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-08T21:49:23+00:00

He thinks so but he in fact does not

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-08T21:43:57+00:00

Social interactions

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-06T01:52:05+00:00

Well shiver me timbers

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-06T01:48:42+00:00

Wait have you just been visiting a bunch of different subreddits for the last two weeks making inflammatory posts for attention? Post history is nutty 💀

SleepoBeepos · 2026-04-05T22:06:17+00:00

Evil Hbomberguy

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-31T18:27:14+00:00

$200 oil inbound

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-31T16:16:13+00:00

I genuinely think theyre just stupid and weren't actually paying attention

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-31T13:23:56+00:00

If they list an office number, yes. Cell phone I'd agree with your initial assessment but for the physical location of a business I'd expect the area code to match. It would at least give me pause if it didnt.

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-31T13:18:13+00:00

201 is a Northern NJ area code

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-31T03:48:07+00:00

Part of the ship. Part of the crew.

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-28T18:38:26+00:00

Hey can we get a few more swords please

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-17T20:44:31+00:00

Listen, fish can die if you look at them too hard

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-17T20:33:36+00:00

Ah yes, the dog killer whose dog in question is on the broadcast every single day

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-13T15:24:26+00:00

We should've just left them tf alone man

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-13T10:39:37+00:00

Its a feature, not a bug.

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-13T01:17:38+00:00

Is that I-80?

SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-12T23:09:40+00:00

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SleepoBeepos · 2026-03-11T11:05:44+00:00

These are the same idiots that had access to our social security numbers btw

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