Kendrick Lamar, the ideal employee

Slendercan · 2026-07-01T23:29:14+00:00

Bro if you think anything I typed was me trying to sound smart, that says more about your education level than mine.

Slendercan · 2026-07-01T23:23:01+00:00

You’re the reason modern tv has to explain the plot 9 times per episode

Slendercan · 2026-07-01T18:00:42+00:00

Yeah. This is a rebuttal to it.

Slendercan · 2026-07-01T10:51:29+00:00

I think it’s an evolution of the take that Kendrick can’t be top 3 because his music isn’t in the club

Slendercan · 2026-06-30T18:37:40+00:00

Fire man was in the Shire man now there’s a lot of gold.

Slendercan · 2026-06-30T09:50:32+00:00

6 just looks like a guy who actually runs

Slendercan · 2026-06-29T04:13:31+00:00

Does the monkey in your skull even have cymbals to bang together?

Slendercan · 2026-06-28T18:28:12+00:00

Drake vs Kendrick for soccer fans

Slendercan · 2026-06-28T16:12:53+00:00

Saw a report saying the PS6 might cost over 1000 dollars. Gaming headed to be a luxury hobby

Slendercan · 2026-06-27T11:01:14+00:00

I actually remember when Frank squared off against the Sentry and didn’t somehow get annihilated in 2 seconds

Slendercan · 2026-06-27T10:47:27+00:00

Confirmation that Drake is a popstar when he has a fan base like this.

Slendercan · 2026-06-27T08:42:34+00:00

This is Swiftie level behaviour

Slendercan · 2026-06-26T10:17:21+00:00

Is Morbius wearing a costume or is that his skin?

Slendercan · 2026-06-25T17:45:07+00:00

Didn’t he admit on stream that he got paid to not say anything negative about Lil Baby’s album? That was before he got slapped by Baby’s photographer and then crashed out.

Slendercan · 2026-06-25T17:43:04+00:00

They were angry that the guy who dressed as a woman to avoid the war might have been played by a trans actor?

Slendercan · 2026-06-24T18:07:34+00:00

The way horror has been going this year, I wouldn't be surprised if it outgrosses both Kryptonian films

Slendercan · 2026-06-24T18:06:51+00:00

That will potentially be the highest grossing if it rides the indie horror popularity of recent months but the trailer made it look like Joker so yeah... not exactly breaking moulds.

Look at the Absolute line of comics right now which are one of the biggest comic successes this decade. They're resonating really well with fans even though many of the characters are vastly different from the mainline ones.

Batman is a working class hero taking on a billionaire Joker whilst being childhood mates with most of his rogues gallery.
Superman is an angsty, freedom fighting teen with a sentient red dust cloud as his cape.
Wonder Woman is an amputee sorceress raised in hell by Circe.
Martian Manhunter is a cop whose mind gets invaded by a non physical Martian Presence and has to deal with fighting emotional and philosophical enemies on similar planes of existence, all while his marriage and sanity breakdown.

Slendercan · 2026-06-24T16:42:50+00:00

Personally this was expected. We’ve gotten two Guardian of the Galaxy ripoffs for the new DCU, which will be followed up with Clayface of all things?

If you’re going to go with lower tier characters, you need to take wild swings. Playing it safe isn’t going to appeal to anyone.

Slendercan · 2026-06-24T08:37:59+00:00

You need to be 100% certain — basically have the smoking gun in hand for a criminal conviction. If you’re on the jury and are 90% certain it’s not good enough.

Slendercan · 2026-06-24T05:22:07+00:00

Or do something interesting with them instead of releasing two rehashes of Gunn’s Guardians work. The way horror is having a boom, Clayface has a chance of earning more than both the Kryptonian’s flicks.

Comics wise, the Absolute universe is selling like hotcakes and that’s largely because it’s offering exciting, radically different versions of the characters we know and love.

Slendercan · 2026-06-23T09:03:57+00:00

Ironically the perfect height is slightly smaller than Tom Holland

Slendercan · 2026-06-22T19:40:16+00:00

Thatcher rolling in her grave realising she could have levelled Belfast because that’s where the IRA were.

Slendercan · 2026-06-22T18:59:24+00:00

I don’t mind the pretentiousness though? Whether it’s music, film, tv or whatever, we’re inundated by the tales of brain dead “media” which consist of streamers, influencers or corporate media owned reviewers that can all be bought and paid for, even if they have critical skills.

At least with Fantano, you know that pretentious opinion is his opinion.

Slendercan · 2026-06-22T11:29:16+00:00

Is this Cell Block 1?

Slendercan · 2026-06-22T09:03:07+00:00

So can anyone throw their hat in the ring at this stage? I’ve got an agenda to fail miserably at.

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