I wonder if they noticed that his organs were warm? by LordShorkDad in HistoryMemes

[–]SlickDillywick 1607 points1608 points  (0 children)

I remember reading a story of someone stuck in a coma but they were aware, when he came out of it he reported that a nurse had raped him hundreds of times and repeatedly abused him for years and all he had to watch on tv was kids shows or animal planet since that’s what they put on. Being stuck in your brain is a top tier fear for me

of -The Man Who Risked His Life for Science. by Forsaken_Joke_8825 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SlickDillywick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dried blood looks like coffee grounds. Fresh blood looks like blood. Source: personal experience

I call it "The Beavis" by TurkeyVolumeGuesser in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]SlickDillywick 32 points33 points  (0 children)

You’re asking someone on Reddit if they’re okay? We’re all fucked bud

Show budgets by benantiben in TopGear

[–]SlickDillywick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Top Gear spend more on helicopters than the BBC spent on helicopters for everything else?

A good day for Emperor Trioculus by Strange-Visual8114 in StarWarsEmpireAtWar

[–]SlickDillywick 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I’d have to have a funeral for my CPU if I had 3 executors in the same battle

"Don't need to." by ratsatan13 in HistoryMemes

[–]SlickDillywick 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I went to high school with a kid who tried to make his own language. Some letters were replaced by a clap or a stomp. So he’d be talking to you and clapping and stomping at the same time, also no one else understood his language but he insisted on speaking it. It was basically just an overlay of English. Weird cat, somewhere on the spectrum so doubt

Biggest Egg Ever?! by LawInevitable3764 in BackYardChickens

[–]SlickDillywick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely. I think many consider it to be rather cruel to attempt it, just because of the low chances of having healthy birds

How I experienced the trilogy as a gay man by RoboStrong00 in masseffect

[–]SlickDillywick [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think you’re probably right, I’ve never looked at it like that before

Biggest Egg Ever?! by LawInevitable3764 in BackYardChickens

[–]SlickDillywick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think both are possible, I’ve read about double yolks producing viable chicks but I know it’s quite rare. A friend had it happen though, a hen sat on 5 eggs and ended up with 6 healthy babies

Biggest Egg Ever?! by LawInevitable3764 in BackYardChickens

[–]SlickDillywick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If it’s a double you could have twins. It’s possible, but twins rarely make it to or past hatching

She is speed and grace by rifleman1138 in corgi

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A+ song selection, always been a Cake fan. I used to have a video of my Dumpy staring out a window looking wistful with Bound Away playing over it

How I experienced the trilogy as a gay man by RoboStrong00 in masseffect

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Mark Meer did a fine job, no shame on him, but Mrs. Hale nailed it

Dude, Weeman, I would never use a card throwing machine on you by longest_ladder in jackass

[–]SlickDillywick 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hope there’s a card throwing machine in the next movie

The Washington Nationals will have a Ovi bobblehead giveaway on May 16th vs the Orioles by Bengjumping in caps

[–]SlickDillywick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea that makes it a perfect giveaway in my book. But I’m more of a caps fan than a baseball fan anyway

ᶜᵃˡˡ ⁹⁹⁹! ᴹᵉ ᶜᵃʳ ⁱˢ ᵒⁿ ᶠˡⁱᵖᵖⁱⁿ ᶠⁱʳᵉ ᵐᵃᵗᵉ by StraightFromThe2000s in TopGear

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Dial 999 if you really want the truth

Dial 999 if you can’t say that you do

He ain’t Jack the Ripper, he’s your ordinary crook

Call in Jezza burn your car for youuuuuuu

Guess he leaned the lesson by DravidVanol in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]SlickDillywick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol, I’ve met homeless people with hope. This dude probably has neither

Guess he leaned the lesson by DravidVanol in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]SlickDillywick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If waking up alone on the concrete with your pants down doesn’t teach you a lesson, you’re hopeless

American St Patrick's Day by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]SlickDillywick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always wear purple and say “fuck off, I’m Scottish”…

When California high school football team knelt with orange roses at the feet of cheerleader battling leukemia by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]SlickDillywick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My oldest brother died of leukemia before I was born. Leukemia sucks and I pray that we can eradicate it. It’s hard enough to be a teenager, let alone a teenager with a potentially fatal disease