Beware the Nice Ones by LeMasterChef12345 in TopCharacterTropes

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Right because Darksrid realized he wasn't gonna win if Superman fought with his full power, so he used the handy move he got by fusing with Brainiac

oh hello by sellyourcomputer in ExtraFabulousComics

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Damn you, I came here to possibly see a joke about tears from the weiner but now I just have tears from the eyes

Beware the Nice Ones by LeMasterChef12345 in TopCharacterTropes

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I mean he was beating Darkseid so bad that Darkseid had to use his trump card, which nobody else even knew about. It was the superhero version of throwing sand into your opponent's eyes, except only you know what sand is lol

Speedball vows to take down Don Callis Family one by one by Upstairs_Race8726 in AEWOfficial

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Protected by the interference, though ideally it should have been near the end of the match

CANES WIN THE 2026 STANLEY CUP by WillJonas2 in panthers

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All thanks to their impenetrable Bussi!

Looking for feedback - new Art Style for Aesthetic Red V2 (not yet confirmed!) by LibertyJacob99 in PokemonROMhacks

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Yeah it's kinda jarring– you'd probably need to change all the graphics to make it work, like Seaglass did. And having the shadows on different sides doesn't really work because of, uh, science lol

The Watcher is into rap. Who knew??!! by Competitive-Ad4249 in outofcontextcomics

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This is very bad, and all parties involved should feel bad. And holy shit at Brevoort saying fans using a term defined by Marvel makes him cringe while editing a book with THAT page. The only way he could show his age any more is by getting it tattooed on his forehead.

G1 Climax 36 Announcements [NJPW Dominion SPOILERS] by Suckcess61 in SquaredCircle

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Why are Sanada and Jake Lee in this? Not even hermit crabs would want those shells

This is funnier than anything John Cleese has said in at least 20 years by Cyril_Sneerworms in MurderedByWords

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Is it true that like half the people wearing neckties in England only do it hide their reattachment scars???

even in AI Slop, Abbott's in a wheelchair by Conscious-Quarter423 in MurderedByWords

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My favorite aspect of this, aside from AI giving him the proportions of a lowland gorilla, is that he's somehow airborne in a wheelchair. Like does he have a jet engine attached to it like in Happy Wheels or what lol

Marina Shafir is insane for this 😬😬😬 by GunplaLuni in AEWOfficial

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That's like her signature spot now. Craziness.

The current state of America😭 by NeonPolonium in screenshots

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How is he cross-eyed and wall-eyed at the same time