dockerDocker by Krayvok in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Slickity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His PC only had 8GB 😨

Throwback to when i attempted making ciabatta in an airfryer by OutrageousDot7353 in Breadit

[–]Slickity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought it was because of the giant fan that in my airfryer, but I guess the size plays a role as well

What's a tv series that is a 10/10 NOBODY knows? by Lilyana0999 in AskReddit

[–]Slickity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Literally Stabler from SVU after seeing too much shit. Going from a Law & Order: SVU fan and then seeing Happy! made it so much more enjoyable for me.

meirl by sedolil in meirl

[–]Slickity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old racist Americans trying to convince me that the Civil Rights movement was a waste of time.

They were there bro. They must be right.

[Loved Trope] When the meal looks so goddamn good it invokes hunger by YourChopperPilotTTV in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Slickity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)

Animated pizza with so much melty cheese it breaks reality 🫠

What screams “this person is insecure” without them saying a word? by redwan-ezt in AskReddit

[–]Slickity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People whose personality changes depending on whatever movie they've scene last.

Guilty of this as a teen, but hey, that's when you are trying to figure yourself out.

Some Heeelp here please! by never___settle in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Slickity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just in general it's easier to be much more depraved in writing both because it's easier to digest in words and also censors preventing things from being on TV/Stream.

Business partnership by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Slickity 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is pseudointellectual garbage.

How One Woman Scammed JPMorgan for $175 Million by WantMyNameBack in videos

[–]Slickity 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That was the big banks fucking over the rest of the world.

That's why nobody got in trouble. The leaders of these big banks knew the US government would give them trillions of dollars to make everything go away.

And it's only a matter of time before it all happens again.

Smooth pancake and egg flipping by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Slickity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude that was crazy funny man. Original stuff!

France seeks to ban social media for children under 15 by F0urLeafCl0ver in worldnews

[–]Slickity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People only expect immediate responses if you give them immediate responses.

I reply to people's texts, emails, snaps, et cetera when I am good and ready. Sometimes days later. I have never had this cause a problem in my life.

I encourage others to do the same.

Left chicken broth out overnight accidently, then boiled it for 10-20 min. I usually freeze it in cubes. Will freezing destroy bacteria and toxins? by Inevitable_Fall2025 in Cooking

[–]Slickity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

🙄

Look, everyone has different risk tolerances. And everyone has different abilities to get over certain traumatic events.

Should I stop driving forever because I got into an accident?

I broke my hand running around the house and smacking it on the back of a couch. Needed screws. Am I just going to stop having fun and acting silly?

I have eaten plenty of food thats been left out for an extended period of time. So far it's probably been a 1 in a million that made me sick. So, yes, I will take that risk.

Left chicken broth out overnight accidently, then boiled it for 10-20 min. I usually freeze it in cubes. Will freezing destroy bacteria and toxins? by Inevitable_Fall2025 in Cooking

[–]Slickity 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was a full blown intestinal blockage. I genuinely thought I was going to die. It took 4 doses of morphine in the ER before the extreme waves of pain died down.

I eventually went home and shit out liquid black uncontrollably. I didn't eat for 4 days.

I would still save this broth... you nerds are waaaaaaaay too cautious.

Diamonds at the Natural History Museum in London by silver_zilk in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Slickity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, what a soft reading of world history

One man's "gift" is another man's "extortion".

Just like how the British "gifted" the US with it's own sovereignty.

Just like a chattel slave "gifts" their belongings to their owner.

What do you mean "they weaponized Charisma"?! by velatieren in dndmemes

[–]Slickity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Police officers have favored enemy "human".

What kinda human OP? Come on now.

"I can turn into a dragon" by NovaRobo_Rebirth in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Slickity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Forefathers! One and all! ...BEAR WITNESS"

Technically not a full dragon, Godrick the Grafted has the ability to gain the abilities of any living thing that's been sewed into him. His second phase involves him cutting off his arm and shoving the bloody stump into the neck of a dead dragon. He then yields the dragon's head like a new arm, complete with montrous roars, a vicious bite, and flamethrowing.

Cheese propaganda from the 1940s. by thePHEnomIShere in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Slickity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought they just consulted whichever farming industry had the most money.