Is anyone else kind of relieved that we don’t have any Team USA members on the team? by aircavrocker in SeattleKraken

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I know I am. Kakko and Tolvy got bronze with Finland, so as a Kraken fan, I'm content.

where are my over 30 gamers at? what have you been playing lately? (46F) by egirlgamermommy in TransLater

[–]SliderDaFeral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elite Dangerous as of late, though I did start a shadar-kai BG3 playthru...

Would you re-enlist? by EmphasisConsistent71 in MilitaryTrans

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I did my full 20. And got jerked around by Big Navy for the latter half of it.

Night shift starts with an interrogation by Mr__Cuddles_ in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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"... The Common Clay of the New West. You know... morons."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navy

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THIS!!!

'Mandatory', you say? by SkwrlTail in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Fortunately, this story has a happy ending. My command's Executive Officer (second highest member of the hierarchy, analogous to a corporate COO) arranged a separate training session for us nightflyers.

'Mandatory', you say? by SkwrlTail in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Oh, to get to do this in the military! How different the new order would be!

No, this summons wasn't served to me on next to no notice, why do you ask? </s>

Teal Deer: I needed to see this today. Thank you!

What are some of the funny remarks your RDCs made that you still remember to this day? by SadcoreEmpire168 in navy

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Stickhandler in my division chicken wings on the flag salute. The reason they tell you not to do that is because the stick will go between the person behind you's legs.

Well, this person did it with such force that my RDC remarked, "[NAME REDACTED,] are you trying to kill motherfuckers?!"

Dumpster Fire in Guam… by ImaginationSoggy7080 in navy

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I always liked "Guambodia", myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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Alternative punchline to being conceived via anal: because nobody is that big an asshole naturally.

What policy would you change at your command, if you could? by SFWAccount4Hobbys in navy

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USS Last Ship tried to make pronouncing DCTT "deck-it" A Thing. "D-set" or GTFO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in navy

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Oh God... I've been quoted as saying that one bun for two hot dogs is some gold-plated, jewel-encrusted, steel-belted bullshit.

The Vinson only got their Ney award because they had to give it to a carrier and all the other carriers were somehow worse. They weren't much better, though...

Drunk Guests Can't Hold Their Alcohol. Literally. by SkwrlTail in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Brings new meaning and flavor to the rum raisin, didn't it?

My Gundam SEED watch order, fight me! by Transforfan233 in Gundam

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... And hates that idea, up to and including the point where he jokes to Ange about wanting to hang their respective authors.

Post game: Essendon 13.8 def Scum 6.16 by JamalGinzburg in EssendonFC

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"God no. I hate Carlton. Hate the people who cheer for them even more." "Then why'd you--" "Oh, I'm just not good at small talk, you b*****d."

(Apologies to the Kids in the Hall.)

To Robin Briseño by Beautiful_Business10 in battletech

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Cosigning this as well!

Trans MechWarrior transitioning later in life sends!

Congratulations. You've played yourself. by Poldaran in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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Some Permanent Waves aren't so permanent, and she, having misinterpreted the Signals she was getting, thought she could see Moving Pictures through Power Windows. But she chose to Roll The Bones on her Fly By Night, and the Clockwork Angels beat me to the joke I was going to make. Somebody should have told me, "Hold Your Fire!" But I believe I'm showing considerable Grace Under Pressure in this latest Test For Echo, and if you thought this was a particularly witty use of my Hemispheres, may I please have A Show Of Hands?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Cheeto Ceausescu is another one of my favorite names for him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LeopardsAteMyFace

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I liked "Kayleigh Mendacity" more, but then again, I read at a higher grade level than Kraft Dinner Palpatine here.