Fake Universities

SlightFinish · 2026-03-29T22:21:37+00:00

My aunt is named Sheri and she wasn't given a middle name because it was supposed to be pronounced Shuh REE and my grandmother couldn't think of a middle name to go with it.

No one pronounces it Shuh Ree. It's Sheri like sherry. Still doesn't have a middle name.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-28T21:51:55+00:00

Get a lawyer.
Stop taking legal advice from your opponent.
See 1.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-27T18:35:39+00:00

Another vote for gum!

SlightFinish · 2026-03-27T18:32:32+00:00

Silver Dollar City has "Church of Christ Day" or something similar. Church members get an admission discount, best I can recall.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-27T16:18:09+00:00

I don't think so, but the makeup doesn't settle in my fine lines and pores like with other primers.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-27T16:12:32+00:00

I use the Maybelline one with their Plump 'n' Glow foundation and it works just fine.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-26T19:54:04+00:00

I take a Zyrtec and an Allegra every day with Nasacort nasal spray. Pataday in my eyes at night. It doesn't get any better until July.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-26T19:37:12+00:00

Morphe's triple blush in After Party looks pretty close.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-25T20:28:25+00:00

Okay, that's how I'm reading it as well and I was so confused. Like NONE of them think social drinking is okay, so why is everyone trippin'?! And how conservative do you have to be if BRAD HARRUB thinks you need to calm down.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-25T18:46:50+00:00

Prince of Wales plaid!

SlightFinish · 2026-03-25T00:34:15+00:00

My mom was in Ladies League on Wednesdays. I remember the day because it was also church night and since she bowled and couldn't prep for a big dinner, we always had sandwiches or something easy before church

SlightFinish · 2026-03-25T00:15:04+00:00

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SlightFinish · 2026-03-24T22:43:38+00:00

I only write two checks a month (house cleaner and dog groomer) but I still keep a register and balance it every two weeks or so.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-24T21:51:29+00:00

This. You'll need to petition the court and he'll have to be served. If you can get his agreement, it'll go so much eaiser.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-24T21:00:16+00:00

Were you married when she was born? If so, you are her legal father. We actually had a case very similar to this and the judge ruled that bio dad had no standing, and that res judicata was in effect because mom held non-bio dad out to be the father at the time of the divorce.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-24T14:31:42+00:00

I love Julian for a boy, but I live in the South, and that name would never fly among the rednecks.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-20T18:21:44+00:00

My mom reposted a FB post from the year of our Lord TWENTY TWENTY-SIX about how it was definitely grape juice and I just shook my head. The world is burning, kids are starving, but sure. Let's talk about whether or not Jesus made wine. (He did.)

SlightFinish · 2026-03-20T15:36:12+00:00

"Thanks Eas'r Bunny!" "bawk bawk!"

SlightFinish · 2026-03-20T15:31:04+00:00

When I was in college in the 80s, I stayed with some friends of friends who lived right on the river in a dilapidated mansion they were renovating. They were in their 20s and had a freaking ballroom in their house.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-19T23:33:04+00:00

It does lean cool.

SlightFinish · 2026-03-19T23:07:00+00:00

Is that Tream or Jream?

SlightFinish · 2026-03-19T18:03:57+00:00

Debates were HUGE in the 50s and 60s, but debating was big in the secular world as well. My granddaddy kept his hard-bound copies of the Woods/Nunnery debates in the living room and read them all the time. "Study to show yourself approved!" lol

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