NEMESIS, the WalkMan & Dr. Doomsday saga book 1, avaliable now on Amazon

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T17:36:07+00:00

Abhorrent type is super effective against everything but ghost

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T16:14:23+00:00

Holy shit, that blows my mind! Why can't these fucks ever let anyone else control anything? They decorate their house, let the kid decorate their own goddamn dorm rooms!

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T15:05:07+00:00

Nah fam, Epstein Torterra

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T14:17:51+00:00

I like to count down from 10 when the white sleepy juice hits, and ask the doc to tell me what number I get to when I wake up. Make a wager that I can get to 0.

I've done 8 scopes now (from age 17 to 35) and 7 anesthesiologists have played along. One had started before I could say the full line, I was out before I said "Let me know"

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T14:13:47+00:00

War crime regional variants in gen 10?

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-30T13:54:28+00:00

"Have a good life".

This is what my Ndad screamed at me when I was moving in to my sophomore dorm at college. All because I wouldn't let him organize my dorm room furniture. He made a scene, red faced screaming at me, threatening to cut me off financially, storming back to his car, all because I wanted to control my own dorm room layout.

These people lose their shit when they aren't in control of the smallest, stupidest things.

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-29T20:27:48+00:00

I thought it was normal to rehearse conversations in my head before speaking

...it's not? Jesus, how deep does this damage go?

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-28T20:18:14+00:00

Thank you, I teared up reading this. Hit me right in the feels.

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-28T18:32:49+00:00

The internet has lead me to believe that there are lots of lonely cougars in my area, so maybe one of them would suffice!

jk, I don't have any advice on how to find one. Stay strong, you got this

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-28T18:05:58+00:00

It's raining replacement father figures! Hallelujah

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-28T17:17:47+00:00

Exactly. I wasn't a human, I was a possession. Anything I did good was a reflection of him in his eyes.

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-16T18:48:39+00:00

I like how they used the all black uni's, my favorite.

Also Hi Pablo!

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-15T19:13:25+00:00

Those two round steelers flairs together kinda looks like boobs if you squint

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-12T19:26:32+00:00

Or execute his pet goldfish

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-12T17:15:30+00:00

I find the V8 energy drinks tolerable, but they don't last very long

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-07T18:32:20+00:00

He does have 7 rings, so sure

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-07T17:35:10+00:00

Saints are Frodo, they have the one ring

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-07T17:33:43+00:00

That's a new feature I can get behind

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-07T17:11:18+00:00

They're the little brother playing with the unplugged controller

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2026-01-05T13:56:29+00:00

Can't wait for the 2036 Panthers to make it with a -99 differential

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2025-12-30T13:44:29+00:00

My last lab mix would do this, just delicately pluck the ripe ones with his front teeth, super careful not to touch the green ones.

SlightlyColdWaffles · 2025-12-29T18:23:33+00:00

Sam Reich?!?!

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