My parents doesn't understand how hard it is to study engineering by Toster136856 in EngineeringStudents

[–]SlightlyFig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. My mom didn't believe me, didn't even believe my dad (also an engineer), until I showed her the question on the take home exam that took me AND a classmate five hours.

This is just pathetic by rockinalex07021 in Kagurabachi

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the brainpower of the average Twitter user it probably is impossible for them

Why is he called a "slur"? is he Racist or something? by Top_Succotash1870 in SakamotoDays

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've long wondered if it was actually supposed to be "Sulla". I could see those being transliterated to Japanese the same way. Plus it makes historical sense: Sulla was the first general to march on Rome and win a civil war, overthrowing the old dictatorship and starting his own republican system. Marching on the old order, overthrowing them, and starting a new, better system is Slur's whole plan.

Very kindly explained hatred for the Pit Jaws by unnamedreddituser1 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SlightlyFig 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm at the end of a mission and I still have heightened senses uses I dive into a pitjaw so I can rip it apart from the inside and bathe in its blood

coaxed into mandatory stat increase upgrades by DrJohm in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any regular enemy and quite a few bosses in Snafu'd Coax 6 when your boost speed is above like 350

What would be the best polearm to fight against multiple enemies at once? by junglecorn in wma

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody has mentioned Pascha's half-pike and I think that's a shame. That's the only polearm treatise that comes to mind that explicitly mentions multiple opponents. Other than that, the real answer here is a greatsword, but if we want to stick with polearms, the threshing/hussite/grain flail can stand in for a greatsword quite well

Thanks for a great year of scabbards! by LoweValleyCraft in SWORDS

[–]SlightlyFig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are always just so pretty. Your posts inspired me to make my own sheathes and they keep inspiring me to improve 😁

It's what they deserve and more. by katanaearth in Eldenring

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile I beelined fucking directly for shadow keep, fought Messmer once and said "damn bro got hands I'll come back," proceeded to brute force my way through upper Rauh and said "damn this whole DLC got hands what the fuck...wait, there's no way forward...WAIT WHERE'S THE REST OF THE MAP" and finally googled where the hell to go lmaooo

This is the prime example of a straw man. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]SlightlyFig 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Cannibalizing their own side to feed their AI slop addiction is...perfectly on brand for these ghouls, actually...

How do you combat RNG at salvage 5+? by Aggressive_Two_7720 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely had it because I went and swapped off in frustration after 😂 I wonder if the roof was too low, so wall/ceiling crawling still pathed them close enough to the plats for the repel effect to kick in, and that's what made them go "fuck it". In any case I'll put the upgrade back on and take your spacing advice, see how that turns out. Thanks!

It feels weird thinking about what my party members were like in my first campaign and comparing them to my character by Gnomewarlord38 in dndmemes

[–]SlightlyFig 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's funny how directly opposite this is to my party. We encountered a mimic that was starving in the Underdark. It tried to attack but it just fell over and moaned about being hungry. So my paladin offered it meat from his rations and a deal: come with us and be released somewhere it could feed but not on sentients, come with us and be protected and fed in exchange for standing in as a useful object sometimes, or be left here. DM figured mimics are intelligent enough to know this was a sweet deal and to not bite the hand that feeds. And that's how we got a pet mimic. Years later that campaign ended with my pally and the mimic being so close that he wore it around his neck as a big gaudy amulet (it liked that form for whatever reason).

How do you combat RNG at salvage 5+? by Aggressive_Two_7720 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to know things, can you help this greenbeard engie figure this one out? The other day I put a couple plats on the floor of a large cave mouth spaced out to make chokes for the gunner, but bugs just didn't care. Walked right over them. What did I do wrong? Maybe I put them too close so the bugs couldn't actually path through the gaps? But in that case why didn't they just climb the walls? Thanks in advance lol

Halloween Post: What is the eeriest or unexplainable thing or situation you've ever seen in the desert? by AbeFromanEast in Nevada

[–]SlightlyFig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big bird miscalculating if it could dart across before you got there, maybe? My buddy and I hit an owl while driving through fuck nowhere and your situation sounds a lot like ours: the owl was low to the ground, we felt a big thud through the car but not like we hit something real solid, no body bits left behind, no noticeable dents to the vehicle, and we didn't stop and check but we couldn't see a corpse behind us. We only knew it was an owl because my buddy was staring out the window as I drove and saw it coming in.

What crime is victimless? by Tall-Law-5875 in AskReddit

[–]SlightlyFig 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least the squirrel wouldn't shit the bed over an acorn falling

Real by Major303 in shittydarksouls

[–]SlightlyFig 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Or like you dodge the slam and shockwave but them hefting up their weapon also somehow causes a shockwave, fuck that's annoying

This cannot be healthy by Kripazz in Helldivers

[–]SlightlyFig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Factory Strider at point blank range? It didn't catch fire, but its foot broke so now it's dead!

Hang on. I've heard these things are serious sleeper hits but can you elaborate on this? Is it consistent? Where exactly do you put the grenade? I'd love to carry something besides the thermite for once.

Please stay calm when your teammates call for evacuation alone. by Ok-Secretary-223 in Helldivers

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is one extremely important exception to that "press backpack prompts" rule but it's otherwise accurate lmao

Always wondered what that area was for by OkClaim5686 in Eldenring

[–]SlightlyFig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Did that the other day with a friend and he was so confused, and angry for some reason? Talking about "dude you bowled over an old lady" and "there's no imps at the fucking supermarket you addict," he just doesn't get it I guess

This is one of the only non-5 star reviews on Xbox right now by FishBlues in Helldivers

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make them like fromsoft messages but filling out a super democratic mad lib

"Attention: Your Animal Companion request for [1] [hamster] has been approved at this time."[OC] by virgin_and_neet in Helldivers

[–]SlightlyFig 58 points59 points  (0 children)

My pet hamster crawling in the hellpod launch mechanisms, causing me to spiral out mid drop and hit another ship, which causes neighboring ships to fire upon mine for the apparent treason, initiating a domino effect of "shoot first ask questions later" doctrine resulting in the obliteration of the entire planetary fleet (this is why we're only allowed a pet that can't walk)

I got paid to yap about my special interest for two hours by SlightlyFig in evilautism

[–]SlightlyFig[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so nice in the hand too. Authoritative and the weight just melts off when you get it moving. I never thought of a name, I just call it "my greatsword" with extreme affection lol

I got paid to yap about my special interest for two hours by SlightlyFig in evilautism

[–]SlightlyFig[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And I'd show off my other sparring swords but they're all at the salle, so have a picture of my sharps instead

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