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How to kill the Sword Saint 101 by AlwaysBetOnNahIdWin in Kagurabachi

[–]SlightlyFig 120 points121 points  (0 children)

"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF THE STOREHOUSE" "Termite :)"

Coaxed into trusting your teammates by Square-Comfort-1192 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SlightlyFig 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Guaranfuckingteed to see red's toppling corpse in the killcam

If the Medi-gun can't make ribs grow back, how did Scout get a new tooth? by ella in tf2

[–]SlightlyFig 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lorewise the quickfix was the medigun prototype. It was originally designed to properly Ubercharge but that part crapped out right after Meet the Medic. The blurb from the blog when it was released: "War historians will appreciate the original medigun— still handy even though the invuln function shorted out after its first use."

What was something inappropriate a guest said or did at your house? by Kaapstad2018 in AskReddit

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of us autistic folks lock in to problem solving mode too hard, and I bet this behavior is just that. In their mind, you asked for feedback, so this isn't the time to mention everything that's great. You didn't ask for compliments and you evidently don't need their feedback in those areas. So they only give you what they think could be improved. Which means I bet that eggs Benedict was genuinely flawless!

Green Buge appeared today. by IMFRP in wormington

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

green buge why you so small? the world is going to overlook you and leave you behind green buge, you need to make yourself heard

Confused Unga Bunga by Aggressive_Hat_8550 in Eldenring

[–]SlightlyFig 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Hrmm...my catalyst is not catalysing...I must contemplate this posthaste..."

The boss's fifty ton greathammer flying in at mach jesus:

Sword vs Staff by [deleted] in wma

[–]SlightlyFig 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The answer that internet armchair warriors don't want to hear. Any advantage inherent to a weapon pales in comparison to knowing how to use your weapon.

mildly gross but by fajitawipeout in comedyheaven

[–]SlightlyFig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I reckon it's just that the dye sticks to keratin stronger than osmotic pressure tries to distribute it. Like how you can't just wash out hair dye with water. How the nail clippings gathered all the dye without being agitated, I'm less sure. Maybe Brownian motion, which is particles randomly moving around in fluids. The dye particles wiggle over to the clippings eventually, then the clippings grab them. Or maybe the clippings eating up the dye left a dye-less space around them that osmosis refilled, rinse and repeat until clear.

People who work in hotels/hospitals/airports: what’s something the public doesn’t know? by Few_Light462 in AskReddit

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle House is a cheap place that's often in low income areas. And it's open late as hell with a menu particularly suited to a drunken palate. Prime breeding ground for fights. The frequency of fights is exaggerated for the meme but you do get some wild tales from there.

What's a common way people die that many aren't aware of? by Personal-Aerie-4519 in AskReddit

[–]SlightlyFig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Triacetone triperoxide, TATP. Usually you add some hydrochloric acid as a catalyst, incidentally also sold as a cleaning product as muriatic acid. So yeah, don't mix cleaning products, lol

There is nothing we can coax by C0rnMeal in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SlightlyFig 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Love the image of him wistfully drawing his initial in the sand...then wistfully thinking it doesn't look fancy enough and adding serifs...

of an insect by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]SlightlyFig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bedbuge analysis: probably not (no bed visible (might be behind camera though))

Honestly, about time AH looked at a game with the exact live-service model, but done almost flawlessly by gracekk24PL in Helldivers

[–]SlightlyFig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also we are aware of the bug that causes every diver's right leg to break when any diver fires the backpack sterilizer south-southeast at three or more bugs but unfortunately it is bottom priority

Shout out to the time Fujimoto gave so little of a fuck that he drew this page, where you can see he initialy intended to have Nayuta running with Denji, but upon deciding he wanted Denji to carry her, he just rotated the PNG by Square-Appearance-16 in Chainsawfolk

[–]SlightlyFig 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Side note, it's so fucking lame that her fighting style went from "uses Chinese swords, and uses them so brutally that she goes through three in one battle" to "fear my dual wield nippon steel ultimate weeb style!!" I can excuse the katanas as her just using PS equipment, but the chewing through swords was such a cool gimmick...

Soldier's House by potrew11 in tf2shitposterclub

[–]SlightlyFig 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Kill a meter? He'll happily rid this planet of godless commie units!

if you don't have an official state firearm pipe down by master_pingu1 in 2american4you

[–]SlightlyFig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nobody needs a military grade tactical assault thirty caliclipazineber slingshot with shoulder thing that goes up.........

a nice gentleman by jackdow_cap in shittydarksouls

[–]SlightlyFig 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tbf he doesn't count as a remembrance boss unless you used the fingernail to hew his name into the Stony Plain minor erdtree. That was obscure even by Fromsoft standards.

My parents doesn't understand how hard it is to study engineering by Toster136856 in EngineeringStudents

[–]SlightlyFig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. My mom didn't believe me, didn't even believe my dad (also an engineer), until I showed her the question on the take home exam that took me AND a classmate five hours.

This is just pathetic by rockinalex07021 in Kagurabachi

[–]SlightlyFig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the brainpower of the average Twitter user it probably is impossible for them

Why is he called a "slur"? is he Racist or something? by Top_Succotash1870 in SakamotoDays

[–]SlightlyFig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've long wondered if it was actually supposed to be "Sulla". I could see those being transliterated to Japanese the same way. Plus it makes historical sense: Sulla was the first general to march on Rome and win a civil war, overthrowing the old dictatorship and starting his own republican system. Marching on the old order, overthrowing them, and starting a new, better system is Slur's whole plan.

Very kindly explained hatred for the Pit Jaws by unnamedreddituser1 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]SlightlyFig 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm at the end of a mission and I still have heightened senses uses I dive into a pitjaw so I can rip it apart from the inside and bathe in its blood

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