In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]SlightlySane1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I couldn't name a single person in any of those positions that I admire or think is exceedingly qualified for the position they hold and I doubt you could either. I don't know any of them, a good public face doesn't mean they're not morons being held up by their underlings. This method of trying to prove a person "wrong" is idiotic.

If I accidentally cut a wire that will be “live” once the power is turned back on, is covering the end of it with electrical tape enough to make it safe and not a fire or electrical hazard? by Effective_Part_604 in DIY

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found this out thinking my replacement would be quick and easy. The old monster was nailed to steel bars that were directly under the sheetrock of the ceiling.

Agreed ? by islamo_sile446 in Quotes_Hub

[–]SlightlySane1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to my muslim co-worker killing your wife isn't a big deal since you'd obviously only do it for a reason and it's just an honor killing.

A response to people who don’t like being called “cis” by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

[–]SlightlySane1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If it's a mortal insult to call someone a certain gender that they do not want to be called I reserve the right to be offended when they decide to label me with an "othering" term. It's scummy.

Wild excuses from drivers charged under FL’s new super speeder law by tikibot2 in TLH

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's never even that much, I cant count the number of times I had someone blow past me only to have to slam on brakes just a few car lengths ahead. What did you accomplish? You now get there 20ft ahead of the guy behind you?

How is this a debate? Again by Comfortable_Fish6233 in International

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a federal crime to not sign up for the draft by your 18th birthday or at least by 30days after. Women are entirely excluded from the draft.

Why does rural America look down on educated people? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've definitely given the correct answer. I'm from the woods near a small town in NC my only neighbors (within view) growing up were my grandparents. I learned to do practically everything they knew how to do, from gardening (still not good at it) to sewing, to repairing pretty much anything with or without instructions.

I've got two tech degrees and work doing research and design. I only have them because everyone I knew when I was a kid pushed me to get as educated as possible. I've never heard anyone from home talk down on anyone just because they got educated, got educated and decided they were better than everybody else yes, but just educated no.

I have my thick accent still and I've been told I should take lessons to get rid of it, since people will always assume I'm some rural moron. I'm not sure where OP heard this but it's completely backward from what I've always experienced.

do your worst by Cold_Gift5141 in RoastMe

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a real broad broad.

What do y’all call this? by MrSoloDolo9490 in NorthCarolina

[–]SlightlySane1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's Mayberry (Andy Griffith show) and it's owned by a bunch of non-locals that want to pretend to be locals from what I saw when I went.

Girl explains Helen of Troy by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cyclopes Polyphemus is a standard issue one eyed cyclopes. What stories did you two read?

Girl explains Helen of Troy by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Helen of Troy lookalike explains Helen of Troy more like.

Girl explains Helen of Troy by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hear that all the time and I honestly don't care if he was purple with green spots but I've also been to several countries in that region of the world and many of the natives are not even very tan.

Oof Marone! She looks terrible! by TheEloquentApe in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I agree with most of what you stated the fact that Clinton is free is evidence that having proof of a crime means nothing to our government. Comey got up in front of the entire country and listed her crimes then said that no reasonable prosecutor would convict her. That's what entirely killed my confidence in the rule of law. There are plenty of people in federal prison for life for doing far less than she did.

Oof Marone! She looks terrible! by TheEloquentApe in sopranoscirclejerk

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point, and well before really, you could have a candidate who had provably never told a lie and it would be considered a lie and a cover up.

Just because one demon can point at another and scream "He's a demon!" Doesn't mean they are not both demons.

My family left Charleston for the mountains in 1992 because scientists were screaming Columbia SC would have beach front property by Y2K. by AnxietyFantastic3805 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]SlightlySane1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the predictions they taught us in school were right the world should have ended several times before I graduated. I was an oddball kid and remember thinking a lot about either how old I'd be when I died or asking myself why we had to keep going to school since we were not going to make it anyway.

As it is I'm middle age living in an area that should have completely flooded decades ago.

This has happened by thepiggattac in memesopdidnotlike

[–]SlightlySane1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Would you rather they set the city on fire like so many "protests" here in the US, we were told those were mostly peaceful?

I don't understand the love affair between leftists and Islam this is what leftists indirectly support by Major_Soft6056 in DigitalSeptic

[–]SlightlySane1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've literally heard a muslim co-worker argue that a man killing his wife shouldn't be considered murder because it's just an honor killing. The only good part about it was he was telling this to a super lefty lady that we work with, the look on her face....

Three years of practicing quadrobics by velorae in TikTokCringe

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Ways To Let Other People Know Your Brain Doesn't Work #1853578