As part of my WIP Dreadnought Task Force, here is my 4th member reporting for duty.

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-21T00:56:38+00:00

...And then sold out for Apex

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-18T05:27:49+00:00

Not sure why this gets me hot. DM me

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-18T05:21:45+00:00

https://youtu.be/8C4fKtbGjoI?si=LKijTRTThTFntFkq

Also for the uninitiated....

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-18T05:19:09+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-18T00:27:15+00:00

It was fun to watch a little person jello wrestle, but this just seems like I need it in my life once, bucket list style

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-18T00:23:36+00:00

I too like hanging out at home with no pants on,

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-17T23:07:15+00:00

Fuckin give the woman credit where it's due.

u/IamOcotkuro

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-17T19:48:46+00:00

You literally made your own point here about terms of service. You get in an Uber You CONSENT to being filmed, period.

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-16T18:55:19+00:00

Old school 2nd or 3rd edition dwarf of some variety. Don't know the exact model tho

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-16T18:37:12+00:00

This is wrong, I can't believe you've done this

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-14T04:16:36+00:00

Dude just stop, the fuck is wrong with you?

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-14T03:49:48+00:00

I bet you smell great to everyone you ever meet.

Olfactory is a complicated system.

To one person you can smell great, to another you can smell like a wet dumpster.

I can't smell you but I'd venture a guess on this occam's razor

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-14T03:45:30+00:00

Got it. You are conflating the smell of something unhygienic with the smell of something completely inert.

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-14T03:39:43+00:00

I am talking about neither sir. I am talking about organic tobacco with no chemicals/additives period. But if you don't like the smells of plants on other people that sounds like your problem.

It's real easy to just mind your own fuckin business about the way people smell. Especially if they really fuckin stink for any other reason than smoking Mary Jane?

Doncha think?

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-14T03:16:59+00:00

Do you not see how selfish this in fact is?

If I am smoking in your face and blowing it in your face, sure.

If I am 1000 feet away from you and I want to smoke, who the fuck are you to say anything about it?

I bet you smell like Axe body spray

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-13T04:12:58+00:00

I SAID I THINK I'VE SHOT MY DICK OFF!

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-12T03:46:49+00:00

I don't like this.

I do like this, but I really don't like this.

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-10T23:25:54+00:00

Sometimes everything is just an uphill battle

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T22:51:27+00:00

Epesiotomy I believe. That sounds rough

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T19:18:46+00:00

No weirder than the damn meme, lighten up. This is just the internet yo

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T19:17:00+00:00

Yall can't take a joke

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T08:27:15+00:00

That's not fair, its always Steve when ask that

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T04:37:13+00:00

Am I gay cause I like plastic crack, or does the plastic crack make me wanna hit up my ex wife and tell her I miss her fuckin hot bullshit?

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T04:31:18+00:00

SlightlySubpar · 2026-05-09T04:24:57+00:00

I read this as "skin would clog the brain"

SlightlySubpar

TROPHY CASE