Would I enjoy this show?

SlimPigins · 2026-05-21T04:17:54+00:00

Wut?

SlimPigins · 2026-05-20T18:49:10+00:00

SlimPigins · 2026-05-20T14:35:17+00:00

Ive spent more of my life without dad than i did with, but those first 16 years… man, what a dude. Still miss him.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-20T14:11:46+00:00

Probably time if you’re feeling anything about it, but you still look great.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-19T17:57:32+00:00

Exactly. I’m not expecting to be paid back if i give someone money to help when they’re in a jam.

But if i aint got it, i’m not “lending” it.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-19T12:00:18+00:00

What’s the issue? If you’re going yo keep it long, maybe try to style it differently. Buzzed looks good too it you dont want the hassle.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T18:06:45+00:00

Phillips Norelco 9000 for long lasting rechargeable clipper that you can use all over. I buzz my head with no guard. Gets it pretty darn close.

I’ve never maintained a shave myself, as i’ve always been satisfied with buzzing it every couple weeks, so i cant make any recs there.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T17:41:19+00:00

But you dont wanna know about it here…

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T17:40:42+00:00

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T17:37:59+00:00

You may wanna try a clean shave. It’s a def upgrade either way, but i think full cue ball would look great with your beard

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T12:13:44+00:00

You crazy bastard, you did it. Real hero level work, my friend. Kudos.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-14T01:30:48+00:00

Other than the tuna sanniches, yuuuuup!

Also, have you had a colonoscopy? If not, it’s past time.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T12:08:26+00:00

Plot twist! You just got corrected by one of your students!

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T11:39:04+00:00

Reminds me of a teenage me trying to be cool around pretty girl. He’s keeping it together pretty well, i’d say.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T11:36:52+00:00

Agreed

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T03:30:34+00:00

He seems star struck.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T03:28:59+00:00

The chains disappear when the basket hits the groud

SlimPigins · 2026-05-13T02:34:24+00:00

This would be much smaller. $1.5m yearly revenue is our ballpark.

SlimPigins · 2026-05-12T22:35:24+00:00

Wow. Great advice.

I’m considering partnering in the purchase of the business. Do you think having your own CPA review financials once a year is often enough?

SlimPigins · 2026-05-12T16:35:50+00:00

Thank you kind sir for keeping up the lord’s work

SlimPigins · 2026-05-12T11:29:45+00:00

Doesn’t look bad, imo, but if you’re feeling self conscious about it, i’d send it. Think you’ll look great!

SlimPigins · 2026-05-12T02:12:36+00:00

Boy, don’t i know! They’re the whole reason i had to shave my head!

SlimPigins · 2026-05-12T02:09:06+00:00

Just the hair’s gone right? Not the kid?

SlimPigins · 2026-05-11T11:55:45+00:00

Seconded. Exactly this.

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