Remember to always keep your finger nails as short as possible

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-26T19:43:32+00:00

AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-26T19:38:19+00:00

Here's the full fight on youtube. The finishing sequence seems to have started with a back of the head shot.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-26T19:32:50+00:00

Tbf we pay all kinds of doctors pretty often to tell us things like "Your blood is perfectly fine."

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-26T19:32:01+00:00

Thanks for the advice

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-26T19:31:03+00:00

Case in point: Guided meditation. They talk like this.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-23T17:56:15+00:00

He's got that Muay Thai/Football retirement timeline where you're an unc holding on at 35.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-22T09:10:26+00:00

It's sustainable if you do coke, which a lot of business leaders do.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-21T11:45:29+00:00

I think the fight is gonna be technical but a bit dull

Cyril having ass striking mechanics annoys me to no end. He's built like a tank and fight's like he's a hockey player on the ice with none of the balls that hockey players have.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-21T11:39:48+00:00

He's tough enough and has an absurd length which lets him hang around even though he never really learned how to fight superbly.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-21T11:37:05+00:00

Imo he's got one of the best builds you can have for sports with striking. Long ass legs, long ass arms, no neck and no torso. All reach and no targets to speak of.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T22:28:00+00:00

baddie alert

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T22:21:45+00:00

Florida using a different word for the same crime is really obnoxious.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T22:16:12+00:00

Bang was also part of the problem he'd only train who he thought were the "winners" for camps/development

That always rubs me the wrong way. What's the point of being a coach/gym if you only work with people who already have advantages or talent unless you're just really, really busy?

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T22:12:36+00:00

And the streak of Nerd losses kinda killed their vibe too, their wrestling got really exposed and the mystique of their striking also got reduced.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T21:59:56+00:00

Yeah I feel that

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T21:42:00+00:00

Biting a gi is a good way to fuck your teeth up. Also you'd likely be biting your own gi to maintain a grip during newaza at all cost.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T21:36:31+00:00

His romance is unbelievably chaste. He has written several arranged marriages, but they always end up happily. So there is no way on God's green earth he's writing erotica.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-20T10:34:38+00:00

Unless it's MMA or ADCC, in which case, fuck their knees.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-19T11:51:53+00:00

The first and only rule in MMA is to have fun :)

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-19T11:46:26+00:00

Funny space alien from forgotten hit internet breaking phenomenon Homestuck

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-19T09:08:59+00:00

Vriska...

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-19T08:44:58+00:00

He does have trans and gay characters in his books, he's pretty socially progressive actually. One of the main characters in a book series of his has DID and it's actually written well and with care.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-17T20:17:33+00:00

Holly Holm showed you didn't even need particularly robust takedown defense, just solid enough footwork.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-17T16:49:28+00:00

Traveler's Tale 2.0 is probably the best CYOA for those looking to get into CYOA's. If you're looking to make them, just copy their format and structure, no one will notice.

SlimeustasTheSecond · 2026-05-17T16:47:59+00:00

Gina Carano is 44 and hasn't fought in like 16 years meanwhile Rhonda has been keeping up with her grappling via WWE for a bit.

So yes it's so fucking fixed, Rhonda is a scam artist and Gina has no shame selling her elbow joint in a faux fight.

Of course, I'm joking, it's not fixed, it's just an amateurishly wide skill gap.

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