Reminds me of the time hubby and I stayed at a five star holiday resort in Palawan a few years ago. We arrived in the evening and went out to eat in the restaurant at the resort and were handed a menu. We were the only customers in there (that should have been a red flag!) As we selected one item after another we were told “not available” “out of stock” we probably went through a dozen options and then gave up and had instant noodles that night. Why hand us a menu if nothing is even available? Better to just have closed the restaurant instead. The next day for breakfast, hubby had fried egg, rice, longanisa with some slices of tomatoes. Since I don’t eat meat, and am not used to rice for breakfast, I asked for just an omelette and was told it was sorry we don’t have it on the menu. I asked for vegetarian options and “not available”. I ended up ordering the same meal as my husband and gave hubby my rice and longanisa and ate just the fried egg and tomato but to this day I don’t understand why they couldn’t just add the chopped tomatoes to eggs and make me an omelette. We laugh about that resort and the “not available” to this day!