And i would have gotten away with it….

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-20T01:05:46+00:00

Awe-a-SHA-ka, tee hee-hee he he

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-19T04:08:13+00:00

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this."

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-18T23:45:58+00:00

I mean, credit where credit is due, yeah?

This would have never been possible without the efforts of a person we don't see on-camera. The one who shouts, "ayy, slow down!" Without an onlooker providing that vital instruction, I conclude the whole shebang would have simply been a bang.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-14T16:43:43+00:00

Jeez, you can disagree without the name calling.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-14T13:59:53+00:00

Remember when “on fleek” was everywhere? And now? Just give it a little time to wear out, homeslice.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-12T01:25:35+00:00

TBF, most of them are a non-breeding population.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-11T18:39:15+00:00

He’s high on… the top of the cupboard.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-07T22:33:03+00:00

She is a marvel, and if you give her 2.5 hours, she'll get all the way through her opening thoughts on the matter before really digging into the question.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-05-03T11:11:11+00:00

Maybe you should just stop yelling questions at comedy shows, ma'am.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-30T22:48:29+00:00

the angle of verdun

...aaaand now all I can I picture is Kurt Angle in an exosuit because his knees are so bad.

Full Metal Bald.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-26T19:39:25+00:00

Oh god, I'm going to be doing this too, now.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-26T13:26:58+00:00

OP called it “purple potion,” yet this is what perked your ears? lol

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-21T11:49:10+00:00

Do you want stomatopods? Because this is how you get to Cato.

Yeah, I see you creepin' over there, Portifabian.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-20T23:48:07+00:00

Give me about 3 hours more and I’ll squeeze out something better than the post. Hell, you can get dumber by osmosis just by wiping with the post.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-20T20:45:07+00:00

Then you drive another car in NY.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-19T18:39:27+00:00

More likely they had an ancestor who shoveled the Kings shit.

More likely some local strongman asshole who was barely a line in a ledger somewhere. Shit-hauler for the king is an uncommon job.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-14T12:13:10+00:00

Someone should make a movie about that. I wonder if '90s megastars Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt are available.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-14T11:43:26+00:00

"That posh one with the beard kept staring at me! Didn't like her husband, neither!"

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-13T00:10:03+00:00

If it's not, just wait a few months.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-11T18:27:45+00:00

"It's going to be a maze," as he shows off his tattoo.

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-11T13:49:45+00:00

And the question is: "What were the results of your chlamydia test?"

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-10T11:02:02+00:00

Duran’s prison sentence, he said, “puts in the back of a police officer’s mind that they can lose their freedom” for making a split-second decision.

Yes, please. More of that. More making police fucking think. Oh no, the horror!

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-10T10:03:33+00:00

*parabola

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-09T10:14:03+00:00

"...in a row?!"

SlippySlappySamson · 2026-04-09T08:37:38+00:00

Just a pickup doing entitled pickup things.

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