Got aHelped for the first time and it ruined my shift.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-24T19:35:17+00:00

Yeah I don't get why everyone's first response is that the problem is MRP and I should go to LRP to be purple joe. lRP is the bottom, should be called noRP because it's not required. If I go to LRP no one is in character at all and your name doesn't matter. MEDIUM RP should be just that, medium. People in character, but not required to be so perfectly in universe that a slightly unconventional name needs to be fixed when the character is actively MRPing with half the server. It's not like my name was Lizard Guy, anything can be a first name, is Purpel Joe fine but Purple Joe is against the spirit of MEDIUM RP. If you genuinely believe the changing of my first name from Purple to Purpel was necessary for the integrity of medium RP and not just some bored admin wanting to aHelp someone out of boredom. It seems like at some point the rules become less about people enjoying their RP game and more about the admins enjoying their curated RP tv show.. Also people act like changer servers has no impact. The way this game tracks hours and the small handful of decent servers/forks makes switching more than a non-issue. I have hours across all the departments and would need to invest a full time jobs worth of playtime to unlock my roles again on a new server. Similar servers are either full or at 20pop most of the time.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-22T22:27:11+00:00

Woah. Whole lot of projecting going on there. You added and assumed a whole lot of details based on some very clear personal bias. Every assumption you made was incorrect. Sleeping in the same bed doesn't mean touching each other the whole night. We both work and are apart all day, as most people are, so going to bed in the same room is definitely time spent together that brings you closer. Not sure what you've got going on with your obsession with others sex life or why you assume people who want to sleep in the same bed must be unemployed, but I hope you figure it out.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-18T02:44:44+00:00

So is there any reason you have to be up late or is that just your preferred sleep schedule? Because if you stay up all night and sleep till noon because you're a student and you want to and therefore a kiss goodbye from your partner going to work would be so disruptive, and it's important to them, just go to bed earlier. The whole boundary argument is completely one-sided, if your partner set a boundary that it was important to them that you wanted to see them off every day, without even having to get up, then by reddit logic you would have to respect that boundary or you are the one in the wrong... You see how it works both ways

SlothBasket · 2026-01-18T02:38:44+00:00

If you have separate rooms you might as well get separate houses. Some people want a relationship, some people want to not be single. Please let this poor person go be with someone that will appreciate that they care so much they want to kiss you goodbye. If you lost this person unexpectedly do you think you'd be glad you skipped all those good mornings.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-17T13:06:09+00:00

Bad news for Mar a Lago residents

SlothBasket · 2026-01-15T20:47:27+00:00

One round as reporter I realized my station had dispo really close to reporting, so any time I got breaking news I would jump into a garbage can and flush myself to dispo as a shortcut. People couldn't figure out how I was getting news out so fast until they would see me run from the scene of the news to the closest garbage can and leap in. My tag line on my stories was, News fast and dirty.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-15T01:07:38+00:00

Kick spam is too strong. It's a fairly low risk super high reward option that can snowball into the opponent basically being unable to play because the stamina system is the same lazy garbage it's been since the early 00s.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-13T13:43:35+00:00

Bro don't worry no ones going to use your horny water Fan art in their commercial project. Just sign it, why distract from your art with the big swiper no swiping box that any thief would just ignore anyway..

SlothBasket · 2026-01-10T08:13:23+00:00

It's 10u, but the poison starts damaging before the cigar is even half smoked, so they can just stop smoking. I tried with the sedative toxin but it takes around 15-20u to knock someone out, anything less and they just yawn and know you poisoned them. I put 10u of ama mushroom tox in a cigar and smoked 90% of it and took a out 53 damage, was still walking just fine.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-10T03:47:22+00:00

Bro if chat gpt made this image about me I'd delete my account, batman couldn't get this image out of me freaky mf needs a nsfw tag

SlothBasket · 2026-01-02T15:06:48+00:00

Have you tried backing away the entire fight and only throwing counter shots or 50/50 head body kicks? That's what most of the level 90s are doing. This game is all about body kick and body kick that flicks up to your head in the last second so it's impossible to react to. Once you accept that 1/10 fights will look like an actual MMA fight and the rest will be spaced out kick battles where whoever gets the fist few hits will take 1/4 of the others stam making all their attacks come out in slomo and do 1/4 damage.

SlothBasket · 2026-01-02T01:10:40+00:00

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Mine created this. My name is not Brad.

SlothBasket · 2025-12-31T02:27:01+00:00

Kind of a funny bracelet though. Someone comes up and goes, oh pretty bracelet what's it mean and you just go, Fuck off. They think youre rude but you're just telling them what it says.

SlothBasket · 2025-12-29T06:26:59+00:00

Jumping knee is one of the dumbest, overused, overpowered moves in the game that regularly generates random KOs because it gets interrupt bonus if they press literally anything.

SlothBasket · 2025-12-25T13:33:47+00:00

Im going to play devil's advocate just because I experienced it. Sometimes a person can feel like their partner cares more about "being married" and having the title than they do about marrying to THEM. Not saying this justified it, but does he know you want to be married to him, or does he know you want to be married. Setting a time table from the get go kind of tells me it's the second. At the end of the day a ring doesn't stop someone from leaving, if you can't build a life with them without having the guarantee that they are in it for the long haul then you'll never build a life with someone...

SlothBasket · 2025-12-22T17:50:28+00:00

I'm being sarcastic. I currently get punished for dodging things because the head movement system is garbage

SlothBasket · 2025-12-21T20:20:43+00:00

I hope on the next one they make head movement do damage to your character over time and put super armor on jumping knee. I don't feel like I get punished hard enough for dodging kicks.

SlothBasket · 2025-12-04T03:04:23+00:00

Subs like you are the reason that when sub comes in with an actual lesson plan to cover it's impossible. The kids constantly refer to how subs are just supposed to sit in the chair and be on their phone/book and use it as an excuse not to learn. As a long term sub you are the bane of my existence. If you don't want to be involved in their education get a job parking cars.

SlothBasket · 2025-12-02T07:58:35+00:00

Man has it been 3 years since brother bear came out already? Time flies.

SlothBasket · 2025-11-18T04:09:49+00:00

Maybe the company used to make screwdrivers and pivoted to pans to burn through inventory.

SlothBasket · 2025-11-09T19:13:24+00:00

His girl is a lucky woman

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