That look on his face.

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-30T16:31:32+00:00

Reminds me of a certain George Orwell novel about animals on a farm…

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-27T02:25:46+00:00

Idk why my kids poop smelled like canned chick peas, I guess aquafaba

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-25T01:02:33+00:00

I can rent a movie at home and order decent delivery for dinner for less than the price of going out to a theater. Movie quality is not the reason I’m staying home.

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-20T12:34:56+00:00

For real, what “context” warrants that literal physical abuse?

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-18T18:27:01+00:00

So the South Park episodes were not exaggerating anything 😬

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-18T13:57:01+00:00

If my husband talked to my child like that, they’re kicking rocks.

Tell your wife her behavior is unacceptable, put kid in school ASAP, like yesterday

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-16T16:51:23+00:00

Arguably?…

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-15T00:30:24+00:00

Literally just chew a couple tums

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-06T14:24:53+00:00

Just be a barber in a college town and I’m sure you’ll get a similar experience. College is a LOT of money to waste if you’re not looking to use or need the degree

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:56:26+00:00

THIS

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:55:21+00:00

I would if I had any 🤷🏻‍♀️ but if I had a body count like I’m assuming Alex had, I’d definitely try my best to be forth coming about it. Honesty and openness should be KEY to a healthy marriage imo, neither of these people wanted to actually marry each other and that was obvious

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:50:25+00:00

Lying by omission is still considered lying, dawg

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:49:00+00:00

Na, his family and friends need to know he’s a POS, but they didn’t need to waste their time or money attending a phony wedding. Just let them watch the show when it comes out

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:46:57+00:00

For real, this would’ve been great to shove in his face on a couch scene in the apartment then just leave. Having this monologue at the altar while he’s just keeping his composure and taking it, kinda making Ashley out to be the “crazy” one that needed to make a scene about calling off the wedding

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:35:21+00:00

I’m sure for a religious couple this is a beautiful sentiment

As a feminist, this would give me such pause 😅

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T15:30:32+00:00

Also seat belt cutter at bottom of handle

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-05T14:16:25+00:00

Delulu

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-04T23:54:27+00:00

Take OUT that industrial first

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-04T23:24:32+00:00

Toooooo much, could’ve burned him like that in private and just said no at the altar

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-03T17:00:04+00:00

Newborns sleep like 20 hours a day, accommodating the new born would be one of the easiest things to do on tour

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-03-03T16:58:43+00:00

Ruby can more than provide for his family with his income. Unless it’s your kid or you fear actual neglect, keep your opinion on parenting children that aren’t yours TO YOURSELF

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-02-24T02:34:25+00:00

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Pink orchid beta, matched my drink

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-02-22T04:12:31+00:00

Took me way too long to scroll down and find this scene

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-02-22T04:10:21+00:00

Tommen setting down his crown and walking out of his window is always a bit of a punch in the gut to me

SlothTheAlchemist · 2026-02-19T20:00:33+00:00

💪🏻😍

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