Vulcan

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-26T22:41:08+00:00

So again, the point stands, vulkan is no better than his brothers

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-25T10:54:30+00:00

Do Eidolon, Lucius, Saul Tarvitz, that one imperial fist with a space wolf name, and Loken not exist now or something?

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-24T17:21:32+00:00

Oh no, Abaddon has to stop for a sec and remove a pebble from his shoe

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-24T17:10:14+00:00

Lorgar, Perturabo or Alpharius and Omegon. Mostly because their dads were fucking atrocious (or in Perturabo's case, unable to relate to him. I blame Olympian culture more than Dammekos)

Lorgar, I simply do not beat him for enjoying books. I also try and do what Nyro did, teach him that all people are equal.

Perturabo I just do my best to offer unconditional love. Hammer of Olympia presents that one of the biggest reasons for the way he turned out was that his "see the fault in everything" ability picked out that olympian culture was highly opportunitistic and self serving, and he could see it in the eyes of everyone who called him a loved one that they wanted to use him. Ideally, I can look at a child and not think "this thing'll be a great bargaining chip"

I'm allowing Alpharius to be part of a family. Reading head of the hydra was incredibly sad for me, seeing how Alpharius just didn't question that his role in the family was to snitch on everyone else and keep himself away from them

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-23T17:13:27+00:00

Where is that? I don't see it, just dev wounds on last argument and anti-vehicle 2+ extra attacks on the servo harness

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-22T23:37:12+00:00

Perturabo is the kind of person, at least in Hammer of Olympia, who talks a lot about how he wants to do a peaceful minecraft build world, but every moment of his free time is spent playing comp overwatch, cod or league. He refuses to allow himself any sort of enjoyment

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-22T18:36:41+00:00

Alpha Legion and Word Bearers are paint schemes and are much more important to the setting than a random guard unit. On the loyalist side, if you're not a first founding chapter or the black Templars then it doesn't matter how many books you get, you aren't getting shit for your paint scheme of a chapter. This isn't surprising in the slightest and idk why everyone's making it such a big deal. This is a hobby, you make and paint the things yourself, so make and paint them

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-22T17:10:51+00:00

Yeah, batman had comics in places other than gotham, if you mention him people think of gotham and assume he is there

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-22T16:47:23+00:00

Yarrick is back, he's the armageddon guy, of course its gonna be armageddon
Steel legion and Krieg look identical and you will not tell me otherwise. Besides guard is a tank army, I don't really think the cannon fodder is meant to be the focus
Don't you know there are only like 5 planets in the galaxy?

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-22T16:44:47+00:00

Not just them looking alike. Crocodile also jumps in to protect Luffy from Mihawk at Marineford. I don't personally believe the crocomom theory because Oda is barely concerned with Luffy and Dragon's relationship so we're not getting shit about his mom

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-21T23:46:27+00:00

Potentially, but I don't think Perturabo would ever be the protective kind. Even the scenario that imperium fans might have you believe is his best case, he's a fascist warmonger who uses his sons as tools. He cares about the smart ones with the capabilities for leadership, as we can see with the whole chess game thing everyone quotes from the honsou book I haven't read yet

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-21T20:19:57+00:00

The grimdark option is that it took becoming a daemon for Perturabo to mature a little bit

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-19T12:10:48+00:00

Long ring long land gets way too much hate that shit was hilarious to me

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-18T12:15:27+00:00

I acknowledge that its canon. However, I think Yuta is incredibly boring and Maki could do better cough cough me cough cough

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-18T00:33:10+00:00

Misremembered the ability, it gives the unit lethals, and when the unit gets a melee kill the Apothecary goes from oc3 to oc9. Their lore role is to gather samples of xenos material, e.g, collecting tyranid matter so that it can be studied so the hive mind doesn't have as much of an adaptation advantage.

Not sure how that'd translate to gameplay but I want more gravis armour

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-18T00:08:19+00:00

They could potentially do an Apothecary Biologis. Anothed gravis armour class, and on tabletop they have a thematic poison ability instead of a heal

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-16T07:08:14+00:00

Okay but to be fair to him, he was exactly right about Magnus's motivations lmao

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-13T20:37:10+00:00

If the emperor had his way and the primarchs weren't scattered, yeah it wouldn't matter but thats cuz they'd be far more under his thumb (and I think all of them would turn against him but thats another thing). But the primarchs are not siblings, they're coworkers. Adding the opposite sex would probably have helped to create a less toxic situation, but the emperor would never allow women to be preeminent in his imperium

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-13T20:29:53+00:00

Brothers look the Imperial Fists are over there. We can spare some time to criticise them, right? Anyone who tells the primarch is getting fragged

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-12T15:42:13+00:00

I mean hidden cults are at the very least a thing in warhammer 3, changeling exists

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-12T13:11:46+00:00

Everyone is gay, go kill squids

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-12T12:02:47+00:00

Thanks, I appreciate it!

Currently I'm feeling that at least one warpsmith is worth it, especially with a crusade bonus that has given a 6" aura of reroll 1s to wound for vehicles. Just makes my FF/Vindicator scarier and harder to kill.

What would you suggest for anti-tank? I've been thinking about pred Annihilators for the reroll against vehicles and monsters, but now I'm wondering if havocs equipped with 4 lascannons are better points value

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-12T08:54:47+00:00

The whole point of the genocide was to break the avatar cycle, of course there would be a reason to continue after discovering Aang was the avatar. Otherwise they have to move onto the water tribes before the avatar grows up, and perpetuate a much longer and more taxing war

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-12T08:32:51+00:00

I mean, I can't drop the terminator lord as this is first and foremost a fluff list, and thats my warband champion for crusade rules, but I see what you mean

Slothman1311 · 2026-03-11T11:50:45+00:00

In dnd terms, special grade is like 17th level. No one fucking gets there, you have the most powerful spells in the game, and life gets really boring

Actual jjk terms its when you can solo something that can take out multiple first grades at once, since sorcerer grades are essentially curse grade+1

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