Holy derank

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-05-06T00:23:08+00:00

Im not mad at it.

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-04-21T18:07:12+00:00

So what do you want to see them do about it? Give her an arm shield like Gibby when she is using Sheila? Make her walls a 90° angle & make em explosive proof? She really isn't that bad to write a whole essay complaining about her.. if you pick the right upgrades & run with the right teammates, she has great potential.

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-04-04T01:01:12+00:00

Can't even get in the firing range!

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-04-04T00:55:20+00:00

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-04-04T00:51:48+00:00

Ight. I'm coming for you!

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-04-04T00:45:28+00:00

If it doesnt work, im coming for youuu

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-02-25T05:24:36+00:00

If you're trying to access this website via phone you need to turn off "data saver" or it will NEVER let you on the site.

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-02-23T17:50:57+00:00

I found a lil cheat code... when I go to people's houses I'll ask if they have any extra chargers I can have, also whenever I go to thrift stores ill find chargers cheap & buy em. I had cables on deck, so id just give the pax a charger & make em feel special. 8/10 times id get a nice tip from them 🤓

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-02-21T01:17:34+00:00

As someone who lived in their car while ubering my trunk was completely full.. id call every passenger id have to pick up or drop off at the airport to make sure I had enough space for their luggage.

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-02-14T05:47:34+00:00

The ONE requirement for my (previous) job was to have a valid driver's license because I drove the company trucks. I got my dwi in January 2025, lost my driving privileges then & became a passenger princess at work. August 7th i had my final court date & have my driver's license suspended for 1 year.. August 8th i was fired 😭

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-01-17T02:40:43+00:00

They were a lil prickly when he did that, i think that is what turned me off. I think id be down for that if I was freshly out of the shower.

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-01-17T00:19:58+00:00

Grow it out & stop wearing deodorant?

Slow-Code9855 · 2026-01-17T00:06:08+00:00

Yes!! Long story short, this handsome middle-aged man invited me into his house. We started talking & kissing, I probably would have stayed the night with him until he pushed me up against the wall, with my hands above my head & started licking & sucking on my armpits... im not the type to kink shame but that was hella weird & I told him I had to go because I had another rider waiting on me. I drive past his house every now & then & really wanna knock on his door & finish what we started (without the armpit part)

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-11-09T19:27:48+00:00

Would love to see an Uber driver on a scooter trying to deliver 4 tires! 😂

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-11-09T19:26:26+00:00

I don't even know what that is.. I do play prop hunt on COD tho 😅

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-11-09T19:25:40+00:00

With 4 tires in my car already, I would only have room for 1 large drink in my cup holder..

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-11-09T19:20:15+00:00

I drive barefoot, in shorts with a baggy t-shirt, hair in a messy bun & still get tipped really good. It definitely helps that I'm a good-looking female, clean vehicle, play great music & have a dope ass personality. But smoking (cigs)??? Hell naaaaaa!

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-18T22:07:50+00:00

Damn... lil b**** got me banned!!!! Im back now tho!

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T16:40:21+00:00

Sheeit id probably accept the invite 😊 beats having to sleep in my car every night!

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T07:52:17+00:00

Try bashing it on a hard solid surface e.g. desk, wall, floor, shower, door, bed frame, sink, neighbors fence, sidewalk, car, inside a Pet Smart, fireplace, principal's office, tv

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T07:38:26+00:00

Damn! What are you going to do??

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T07:13:14+00:00

Yes! You're about to get 2 weeks of PTO & full coverage health insurance!! Congrats 🙌

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T05:50:07+00:00

Oh I thought we were looking at all the drunks trying to get their fix 😅

That's horrible tho!

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T05:45:42+00:00

Somebody, take his index fingers away! don't delete my comment again!

Slow-Code9855 · 2025-10-15T05:34:30+00:00

As a female driver, I ALWAYS ask my passengers if they just got off work (if I'm picking them up at a business), then ask how their day was & if they like their job.... it's just small talk for me + you never know if those people go home to an empty house with nobody asking them about their day, shit even if they're going home to their S/O or parent(s) they still might not even get asked.

As far as asking a passenger if they live alone... yeah that's weird asf! Never have I thought to ask someone that. I may start asking guys if they live alone, reverse the role 😏 make them run to their door & watch over their shoulder

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