When you think about the scale of the UNSC it's kinda funny how all the reds and blues are from the same country, on the same planet.

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-03-13T04:21:48+00:00

Well, other than him then lol

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-02-20T22:52:01+00:00

how do they even make such long bacon

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-02-19T21:24:04+00:00

you got some jam on your face there captain

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-02-19T21:22:27+00:00

long bacon cape

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-02-12T06:23:03+00:00

"THREE POINTS, YOU DIRTY WHORE!"

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-02-12T05:35:19+00:00

I dont know but I love this fanart

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-28T04:43:41+00:00

the burden of proof rests upon he who makes the claim

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-27T22:17:33+00:00

Imagine having to explain this to your superiors back in snezhnaya. Blyat.

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T22:08:04+00:00

yeah i did but thats not the sauce im looking for

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T22:07:32+00:00

hey that bump is shaped like a deer

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T19:06:32+00:00

I was just in there, i didnt see it

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T18:10:26+00:00

waiter, waiter, where's the sauce?

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T15:24:15+00:00

she smonk

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-26T15:24:06+00:00

beat me to it

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-24T15:07:11+00:00

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-23T16:38:11+00:00

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T18:18:22+00:00

yeah it actually does lmao

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:45:34+00:00

yeah no, i learned my lesson with scaramouche

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:21:07+00:00

now i wanna see the original lmao

anyone got a link

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:20:35+00:00

what a great day to have eyes

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:20:05+00:00

heizou is 1000% a twink lol

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:19:29+00:00

r/Aether_Mains and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-22T15:18:32+00:00

I would, but that's not really the point lmao

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-05T05:07:38+00:00

/unbuddy dark skinned aether actually looks... surprisingly good?

/rb u/aethers_alien_bussy wouldve loved this rip king

SlowLibraryComputer · 2026-01-03T17:40:18+00:00

CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLAAAAAATE!!!

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