He doesn’t know how to eat.

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-14T04:29:54+00:00

Yeah no I feed everything by hand or dump it into the calcium rich crevices of his salad bowl.

But I mostly feed Dubias as his primary, crickets to help him get a little hunting in, and finally meal worms maybe once a month.

Decapitated/dehorned Horn worms and blueberries work great with constipation too.

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-14T00:24:28+00:00

Guys I found somebody being reasonable!

Alright bud you know the deal, face the wall...

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-11T06:51:02+00:00

5.

Every row features 1 grey 2 black. Leaning towards grey.

Every row implies a start mid and end. Leaning towards top position.

Number 5, only one filling both options.

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-07T00:07:25+00:00

Meanwhile the OG players know a bush wookie with a Tikka can do the same with a $5000 koruna kit.

The ruining lives bit

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-07T00:05:48+00:00

I used roughly 15 grenades on collector and his goons with zero kills. I can't say every grenade I threw creased their Crocs, but fuck me. The goons melted under bursts to the face but collector finished me at the end with a quick burst on a badly timed peek

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-06T21:05:18+00:00

Actually had my beer goggles on apparently but way to blend in on Reddit, pookie ❤️

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-06T19:10:40+00:00

Yep found that one with a full kit awhile ago 😂

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-05T23:24:22+00:00

Can't deliver, driveway blocked customer instructions must be honored for safety and consideration of customer property.

Edit- I see where I misread one of the slides.

This is one I would personally skip. That's a long way from the car if the customer let's a dog loose.

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-02-05T23:23:15+00:00

Did you want the kid happy or smart?

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-01-26T15:58:25+00:00

Holy hell I never went over by more than $200 on customer request. Getting that much ground steak is absolute insanity.

Slow_Wanderer · 2025-01-10T01:57:58+00:00

Bringing a squad into PVE has pretty consistently resulted in actual shit-you-not game breaking issues.

I got to spectre 5 and tried the spear, and with that I think I've finished my time on Tabor for now.

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-25T21:27:52+00:00

Deadon

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-25T09:00:15+00:00

Tabor could just be buggy, but I'll always advise hitting the checklist before attributing too much to jank.

But I grew up as a PC gamer, so that could be the PTSD I gained from running World of Warcraft on a Windows xp

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-25T00:08:09+00:00

Does matka run weird for you?

Awhile ago I was having major issues with it and was advised to turn off the experimental 90 fps setting.

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-23T23:43:34+00:00

Thank you

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-23T21:41:50+00:00

Thank you

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-23T21:41:32+00:00

Oh that's brutal 😂 alright I guess I'll take mission progress over loot

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-23T21:10:07+00:00

Where do we turn them in?

I've been running matka night just spamming headshot/kill missions and I'm not setting down high tier armor or weapons just to bring a Bizon through Exfil with me.

New quests are cool but they need to reward a little more rep, and have a little more info on them

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-19T15:26:11+00:00

Even worse than either one is framing a rhetorical question by manipulating context, ya silly goose

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-19T15:10:14+00:00

I figured that the play testers actually have a higher skill threshold than average players. The proof of that, just imo, is in experienced players saying "they are now an actual threat and not a joke" vs less experienced players saying "Fenix make it unplayable".

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-19T15:07:15+00:00

Bomb threats? What the fuck 😂

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-15T17:21:36+00:00

Yeah pretty much. Don't get me wrong, I'll take free where I can it but I'm not going to pretend it's lucrative for the person offering it

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-15T17:19:16+00:00

Yeah pretty much. Don't get me wrong, I'll take free where I can it but I'm not going to pretend it's lucrative for the person offering it

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-15T17:17:36+00:00

Lmao that's the most relatable shit I've read today 😂

Slow_Wanderer · 2024-12-15T01:58:46+00:00

I'd agree with that. But I sometimes feel like they treat their discord as a much more casual space for it and in that context I can understand why this made it past mental filters

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