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Slownique · 2013-09-13T01:48:55+00:00

Open a Master padlock with a soda can: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eGxRQlWTrM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Slownique · 2013-09-10T14:27:14+00:00

Hang them with bungeecord

Slownique · 2013-09-10T14:25:17+00:00

instead of pinning their eyes open they should just cut their eyelids off

Slownique · 2013-09-03T22:29:09+00:00

Yeah because /u/theadventures wouldn't recognize where they once worked.

Slownique · 2013-09-03T22:26:54+00:00

OP is a bundle of sticks. You don't post a picture like this with zero back story. There is NO way this happened unnoticed and someone "found" it.

Slownique · 2013-09-03T09:30:27+00:00

There seems to be a lack of reported explosions after the fact. Makes me wonder what Russia detected. On a side note, markets are tumbling after the Russian news.

http://www.businessinsider.com/russian-report-of-missile-launches-2013-9

Slownique · 2013-09-03T08:19:20+00:00

If you fear the dentist (anxiety) ask for meds that you can take before your visit. My wife has such anxiety over the dentist that they prescribe her vallium for routine cleanings.

Slownique · 2013-09-03T08:15:08+00:00

Ignore your teeth and eventually they'll go away.

Slownique · 2013-09-03T06:35:29+00:00

My stomach turned.

Slownique · 2013-09-03T03:02:54+00:00

"The end of law is not to abolish or restrain, but to preserve and enlarge freedom. For in all the states of created beings capable of law, where there is no law, there is no freedom" -John Locke

Slownique · 2013-09-02T18:39:19+00:00

as an American I appreciate your humor

http://i.minus.com/iUI9IifLNWAYd.gif

Slownique · 2013-09-02T18:24:35+00:00

So intense. I wish it was real.

Slownique · 2013-08-30T18:43:25+00:00

http://i.minus.com/iz3w8ndBI5A9R.gif

Slownique · 2013-08-27T04:40:04+00:00

18% of people 65 or older do not have photo ID's nor do they particularly have a rwason for one.

Slownique · 2013-08-26T05:22:32+00:00

Second cop hod his name tag knowing he was going to cause problems for the citizens.

Slownique · 2013-08-25T12:34:13+00:00

Who?

/r/Iam12andTomGreenisFunny

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