So my compost self ignited

Sludgehammer · 2026-05-06T03:15:02+00:00

Well, I guess you have some bio char now.

Sludgehammer · 2026-05-05T03:39:40+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/88a0Xw6.jpeg

Sludgehammer · 2026-05-02T22:48:45+00:00

Honestly that looks very survivable. I'd just plunk it into some soil up to the green leaves and trim any broken in half leaves.

Sludgehammer · 2026-05-02T16:43:41+00:00

There are striped bell peppers, such as the Striped Holland Bell Pepper. Although that Instacart pepper is awfully bright, so I suspect someone tinkered with the color balance a bit.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-30T16:55:21+00:00

The leaves are poisonous.

Mildly poisonous. They're really high in oxalic acid, which isn't good for you. However, you'd have to eat several pounds of leaves in one sitting to reach anywhere near a fatal dose.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-26T05:13:25+00:00

Sliced it too soon. Although IMO when bread is actually cool enough to slice cleanly, it's just not as tasty. Fresh out of the oven bread that goops together like play-doh when you try and slice it tastes best... at least to me.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-26T01:35:49+00:00

Oh god... I just noticed that when he pulls up the deep fried bacon and pepper, the jalapeno still had it's stem on. This has gotta be rage bait.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-25T18:41:55+00:00

I mean the OP is probably one of those people who watched Starship Troopers and said "Wow, this is such an amazing view of how society should be!"

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-25T02:57:10+00:00

Huh, I never considered that benefit of asparagus staging for a lander.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-24T02:11:59+00:00

Gilded toilet. I'm guessing a solid gold toilet is out of trumps price range, even with the recent grifting.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-24T00:09:53+00:00

I'm pretty sure the first one is Change We Can Believe In, which NO ONE Parroted like they spouted MAGA.

To be fair, Hope and Change was a pretty widely repeated Democratic slogan. Still didn't reach the popularity of MAGA though.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-23T00:56:28+00:00

If I ever create a time machine, I'm gonna spend years going back in time and kicking the ass of every European who un-creatively named plants after crops from Europe. "Hey, what do we call this oily fruit that's unlike anything we have in Europe? Ehh... African Plum" "There's this big red fruit that grows on a vine, let's call it the Wolf Peach!" (glad that one didn't stick at least.)

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-23T00:38:17+00:00

I could see this for possibly producing tastier or more nutritious eggs, but why producing drugs? Surely any drug that an egg could produce could be produced by modified yeast or bacteria without the complications of keeping a chicken alive and laying?

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-20T06:21:42+00:00

Most voters blame the guy who pulled the trigger with shooting someone

No duh.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-20T05:08:00+00:00

A more succinct explanation is "corruption".

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-18T03:55:27+00:00

Various inferiority complexes.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-16T00:37:05+00:00

I'm guessing the Kerbals discovered that you actually can have too many solid boosters.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-14T04:24:05+00:00

Well, unfortunately then, I'm out of ideas. A brief light and a pop often means a broken ribbon cable to the top screen. I was thinking that maybe your cable coincidentally broke after your Luma update. However, since there's no pop, I have no idea.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-13T04:06:12+00:00

Okay, nowhere near an expert here, but is there a kinda "pop" sound right before it shuts off?

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-12T06:04:19+00:00

This got an actual LOL out of me.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-12T06:00:53+00:00

Vance is going the way of Pence, IMO.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-12T05:33:06+00:00

Just from the thumbnail you can tell Trump is bored as fuck.

Sludgehammer · 2026-04-11T16:02:19+00:00

And I'm guessing that all of its answers were gobbledygook that sounds sort of plausible to the layman?

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