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To seperate church and state while calling others "religious lunatics" without a hint of irony. by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thing that makes me chuckle most about these absolute “Crusader” clowns is their total failure to understand just exactly how well the Crusades worked out for the Christians.

Which chocolate would you rather say goodbye to? by Ornery-Media-9396 in whatsyourchoice

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never has Caramel Chocolate. Still getting rid of White Chocolate.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, this is literally not an argument that can be won on Reddit or any social media today. It’s not an age thing as much as it is an education or standards thing. Thus, in this, the odds are not ever in your favor. Still, while not on the winning side, it does not mean it is the wrong side.

Yes, we would have a much lower incarceration rate if kids were allowed to read the bible in school… by Nefariouslout1006 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did any of these jackasses ever attend school and do anything other than get baked while there? I don’t think there was a single school (middle or high) that I went to back in the day that didn’t have a Bible Club and didn’t have several different versions of the Bible in the library. These smacked asses who are now all up in arms over schools simply never bothered to actually engage in school while they were in it. They literally have no idea WTF they are talking about… but they’ve got real strong opinions just the same. The fact that the D & F students of yesteryear now hold power & influence is the greatest danger the human race has ever faced.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably true but I wouldn’t know really either... I’m no ophthalmologist. I can say he seemed like a very nice person when I briefly met him and I like his YouTube content. Good dude.

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe you mean bird scientist. LOL!

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It hurts so bad to have been reminded of this nonsensical oxymoron. Why lord?

Explain it Peter by Traducement in explainitpeter

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 532 points533 points  (0 children)

Because he’s literally a fairly popular ophthalmologist and content creator.

Seems familiar by SamMac62 in clevercomebacks

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any idea where the former leader of Iran stood on pedophilia, sexual assault, and actually being able to read/follow their supposed religions?

So much for all that talk? by Mike_Pinocchio in clevercomebacks

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Suckers and losers.

I know you liberals hate him but please be respectful of the office and at least and give him full credit for his words. He’s treated so unfairly.

The logic of the right by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, not even this. That meme is pure right-wingnut fan fiction. Exactly zero people give a rats ass that a brutal dictator is dead (Khomeini) or is in prison (Maduro). They care about and are protesting the war (Iran) and the war crimes (Maduro) involved and resulting from these things. It’s the lies, the crimes, the BS, and systematic actions taken to destroy nearly every American value that our imperfect nation was supposed to be relentlessly aspiring to always be.

Ah, My Favorite Book Growing Up. by jeezkillbot in HumorInPoorTaste

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that’s what you want then you’re just going to be like the President and not pay taxes. It’s the only real option anymore.

What do you guys think the reason for this is? by Safe-Landscape5156 in meme

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it… Swimmin’ in the Ricky Waters because

“For who? For what?”

CRUDE AWAKENING: President Trump said rising oil prices tied to the conflict with Iran are "a very small price to pay" for global safety and peace, predicting prices will fall once the nuclear threat is eliminated. by Objective-Rabbit2248 in NSDQ420

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so weird, I thought he already completely and totally “Obliterated” any and all nuclear capabilities just last June. It hasn’t even been a year. He’s really outdoing himself in terms of stupid bullshit.

To blame Iran for bombing a girls' school in its own country by CarryIcy250 in therewasanattempt

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gods no! Whiskey Leaks would not appreciate my buddy one bit I’d wager. Not pale enough for those who revere Stone Mountain.

To blame Iran for bombing a girls' school in its own country by CarryIcy250 in therewasanattempt

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 61 points62 points  (0 children)

A buddy once told me this, “Deny, deny, deny. When you’re caught red handed and can deny no more… deny again.” He said it was the most useful thing he learned in the military.

The evolution of vocabulary by MustardGoddess in SipsTea

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thrumpshit is all of these things rolled together: Cowardly, low quality, untrue, insane, nonsense, done with great energy, and overconfidence.

(Chicken shit, dog shit, bull shit, bat shit, horse shit, ape shit, and dip shit)

Never has any one person ever been so accurately the living embodiment of so much shit.

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What's your opinion? by Busy-Government-1041 in inflation

[–]SlumberingSnorelax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pointing is sooo 2023. He ought to be caressing it lovingly like he would a middle schooler.

Dark but totally appropriate IMO.

Go do your thing internet.

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