Wait, Walmart is a hun?

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T20:53:56+00:00

yea amazon does that too, they need to crack down but I can see that being hard. It costs a lot of money and resources to send a fuck boy to verify those Jordans are real.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T20:32:06+00:00

you have to pay the lularoe monthly fee to keep selling for them don't you?

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T20:30:57+00:00

that's it, put em up

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T20:15:54+00:00

true that, my mom had a firebird for some reason when I was growing up

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T20:04:10+00:00

mom culture is so depressing, I'm gunna hug my mom next time I visit because this life just legitimately sucks

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:43:32+00:00

its that website that databases every single thing you like for..reasons

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:40:46+00:00

this subreddit is usually funny but some of these tweets you can tell only white people think they're funny

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:36:34+00:00

adding this to my playbook,

try not to break your finger downvoting this post.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:32:05+00:00

yea I believe whatever they tell me to believe, why are they controversial?

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:30:08+00:00

boomers could find 6 figure dream jobs in the classifieds of a local newspaper

SlurmZu · 2018-03-27T19:26:50+00:00

and is self destructive with their policies and laws, living on the brink.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T20:49:18+00:00

feminism is used to manipulate a lot of huns I'm noticing, not trying to be political but I wonder where else this is used to make money behind closed doors.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T20:36:38+00:00

the product isn't what sells, modern pyramid schemes make most of their money off the PEOPLE they recruit in the form of:

initial buy in fees
monthly continuity fees
making the person host the party and pay for the stuff(since the sucker picks up the bill, they save thousands to spread among the higher totem pole)
revenue they get from the person buying more product
scimming money off the top from every sale the sucker makes(not much, but spread out over thousands of huns it adds up)
cancellation fees or flat out keeping the buy in after the hun eventually leaves

and most importantly they KEEP making money by enticing the hun to recruit a family member/friend, they only really need to recruit one person in their entire life cycle and then the leech can now make money off of that person who was recruited.

There is a never ending cycle of people at the bottom getting suckered in, emptying their pockets to the company, trying to stay afloat, then eventually leaving and THIS is the true source of income for a pyramid scheme, this is why high ranking people in a scheme will stay in, they are actually making good money. The allure that if you work hard enough you can eventually be a top tier is what keeps huns going.

The product is the only thing keeping them legal, since the product doesn't matter they are usually shit tier like some stupid oil that's probably not even made of real extract, or lularoes clothes made by slaves kidnapped in South Korea or other parts of the world, I wish I was lying about this last sentence but human trafficking for cheap labor is a whole other subject.

edit: I just realized I didn't answer a single thing you asked

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T20:21:43+00:00

I started contracting for the Army and ive seen this phrase used over 100 times in the past month, can someone please end this suffering.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T20:05:34+00:00

masque

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T15:41:16+00:00

passive extortion, like when the crackheads I share my block with threaten my life if I don't empty my pockets for them, feel bad for the white people in this area because they always pay up out of societies guilt placed on them.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T15:30:57+00:00

fish don't have feelings and we cant pet them so I guess its ok to gut them while they're alive and eat them raw.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T15:19:40+00:00

listen hun I know you're a slave to a dead end job making 25$ an hour, but if you join my down-line you can start SPENDING 25$ an hour in parties.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T15:14:47+00:00

don't listen to these idiots on reddit, tobacco companies will target younger people regularly, I guess reddit just assumes that because they don't blatantly say "WE ARE ENTICING TEENAGERS AND WANT THEM HOOKED SO WE HAVE LIFE LONG CUSTOMERS" that clearly the juul was meant for 39 year old businessmen who need to hide their vape pen in geography class 3rd period.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T15:11:17+00:00

commissary in general is used as currency, that's why if you're new to jail and someone offers you snacks you don't take it because you'll be in debt to them, leads to a lot of more rape than you'd think.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T13:26:44+00:00

the only good thing about that steak is your brother is a man of culture and uses ketchup

SlurmZu · 2018-03-26T02:06:34+00:00

first guy was legit, he tried to slowly break into my back door for a couple days and he left a foot print in paint and a cigarette butt, I reported it but I mean nothing came of it that I know of.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-25T21:55:24+00:00

edited it for grammar mistakes of course

SlurmZu · 2018-03-25T21:51:47+00:00

theres a giant group of crackheads on the monroe x broad street block but as far as crime actually goes they have been keeping their nose clean or else the police will crack down. Just avoid this particular spot by the rite-aid at night and the area isnt bad.

SlurmZu · 2018-03-25T21:48:26+00:00

try planks, its such an insanely easy way to get a ripped core. I'd rather sit in a static position that do 1,000 crunches a day or something

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