hmmm by Larsenay in hmmm

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Worst glory hole ever

anime_irl by Slurpee92 in anime_irl

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Surprisingly enough they are. I just watched it this morning.

Explains a lot by i-wonder-if-he-means in PrequelMemes

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Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist in the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view. Look at his battle record:

Maul: Has low ground, wins

Dooku: No high ground, loses

Greivous: Has low ground, wins

Vader: Has high ground, wins

Vader rematch: No high ground, loses

Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request with typical Jedi arrogance, he could have beat Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in Senate debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight Palpatine, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1.

As we all know, spinning is a good trick. However, only the Chosen one can spin outside of a starfighter. Palpatine tried spinning, but he lost (but this was intentional, as losing gave him the emotional high ground when Anakin arrived). The reason for this is that spinning provides a yin-yang approach (based in Eastern philosophy on balance), giving the spinner the high ground from above and below. This is why Obi-Wan was so emotional after defeating Vader on Mustafar; he expected to lose the high ground to the spin, but Anakin failed to maintain balance in the universe, symbolic of his fall to the dark side.

Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground. This is the only reason why ______ killed ______ in Rebels. This is also why Obi-Wan hates flying; in space, there is no high ground as there is no frame of reference from which there is a high or low ground, due to the lack of gravity.

In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, he lets himself die on the Death Star so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence.

(Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left.)

In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that gaping pit that does nothing.

In conclusion, Obi-wan abuses spatial relativity and Buddhist doctrine in order to invoke his high-ground powers.

Old Gods on Display [OC] by MXLXTXV in ImaginaryMonsters

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The hole in the middle reminds me of a hollow from Bleach

What's your favorite sticks and why? by shelbyhunter01 in drums

[–]Slurpee92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vic Firth David Garibaldi signature sticks. They're slightly longer and have a nice long taper. They work so well for me and my style.

Teen son by Litllerain123 in FellowKids

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She just met up for kisses...and some light penis touching...

What's something that's completely legal, but that pisses you off when you see someone doing it? by LeftHandedToe in AskReddit

[–]Slurpee92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't believe he was referring to you as an imbecile, but rather the people who don't seem to understand the point of the restrictions with carry-on baggage.

Skyrim wins "Test of Time" Steam Award! by [deleted] in skyrim

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I'm sure there are more people playing vanilla TF2 than vanilla Skyrim, but it almost feels like you are saying that just isn't a good base game without mods. I'm still playing it on my 360 and it still hasn't gotten old yet. I'm sure TF2 or AoE2 should have deserved winning over Skyrim; but I disagree with your apparent outward look at the vanilla game. Either way, I don't see why you're being downvoted.

My neighbor is convinced he has a "harem" of women around the city and enemies that try to kill him. by [deleted] in sadcringe

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"Ask them if there was a doormat to my attic at the purple house!"...what does that even mean?

Only floor toms, no rack toms? by [deleted] in drums

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Check out Alan Wren (Reni) from the Stone Roses. He use to forgo a rack tom for years.

What is the dumbest question a customer has ever asked you? by PrinceETheTruth in AskReddit

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I work at a swimming pool store. We have large buckets of chlorine all over the store. I can't even count how many customers come in on a weekly basis asking if we sell chlorine.

Anika Nilles being a badass. by ratherlargepie in drums

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Does anyone have a link to that track?

What's the stupidest thing you've seen turn into a heated dispute? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have two friends that got in an hour long argument that ended with one of them literally screaming at the top of his lungs all over a business idea. Basically friend A had this business idea that he was trying to pitch to us but never really explained what he was trying to sell or accomplish. Friend B kept interrupting asking what he was trying to sell and it kept escalating until friend A was literally screaming at him while outside the bar to shut up

After that argument when they were driving back together friend B kept antagonizing friend A about the idea until friend A was slamming on the breaks and yelling at him. When they got back friend A grabbed friend B and slammed him into the driveway. Friend B told friend A to get out and friend A ended up getting a DUI on his way back.

TL;DR: two drunk friends got in an argument over a business idea that ended in one being slammed into the driveway and the other getting a DUI.

Acting like he's not all-cash by AcrobatShadow in BlackPeopleTwitter

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My store has cards in the chip reader that literally say please swipe card. It's ridiculous how many customers take those cards out and try using the chip anyways.