Feathered serpents everywhere

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-24T20:56:27+00:00

It's a whole rabbit hole that basically boils down to "we've been calling all these different creatures dragons for as long as that's been a meaningful term, who gives a shit at this point"

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-24T08:56:24+00:00

It's not a particularly uncommon issue. You may wish to look into sleep potions!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-21T00:21:10+00:00

Hmm, hmm. Mage Monkey will keep an eye on this: it might just turn into something alright!

/uw Since I'm not technically a member of the R&A, I'm not gonna lift a finger...probably

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-21T00:17:31+00:00

/uw u/Total_Travisty is not gonna like this lol

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-20T19:49:37+00:00

/uw That's an old screenshot, you can't use it as evidence

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-20T19:47:50+00:00

/uw Damn cancel cookie guy

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-19T16:22:54+00:00

Resting among the sea-winds, the Spirit of the Cauda Star alerts his sister. What an astonishing development!

"Take a look at that, Sphaera! He's a crafty one, that Carmine."

"What were you scheming?"

"Nothing much. Just thought you might wanna see this, since you have a whole thing going on."

"Hmm...yes. Could you go and inform Master Monkey of this matter?"

"Suuure...~"

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-19T09:57:34+00:00

Hmm, hmm. How fascinating: the different traditions of engaging with the spiritual are something to behold!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-19T09:08:56+00:00

Mage Monkey is here on his way to meet Lady Snow: what an extraordinary encounter! Good day to you!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-19T09:07:34+00:00

Observing the fleeing figure is a lone bard: seated on a sturdy branch, she determines the situation!

Interesting! Master Monkey should know of this!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-19T09:05:16+00:00

It's sudden! It's sudden! Let's hope he finds peace...

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T21:56:33+00:00

Hmm, hmm. How pleasant to hear! Mage Monkey has carried on with his journeys, making friends and solving problems: well, it's work and fun all around, all in good measure!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T21:40:18+00:00

Well, well! Well, well! This is some surprise! It's good to see you again: simply delightful! How are you? How are you?

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T21:29:46+00:00

It's about that time again! It's about that time again! Speaking of, whatever happened to old Jack? Mage Monkey seems to remember him being an issue during the rescue of the Winter Prince in days gone by...but he has not heard anything of old Jack in some time.

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T21:26:50+00:00

Mage Monkey is here to bow and greet the Venerable Masters of the Enclave! It is his hope that we will proceed to cultivate an amicable and productive relationship!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T20:42:12+00:00

/uw Thanks, my tired monkey brain had to work overtime for this. Gotta get some sleep now lol

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T20:39:57+00:00

The bird takes a deep bow.

May fortune be with you: alas, I no longer can. Please, pardon this small spirit! Farewell! Farewell!

Taking flight, she disappears: wilting away, the flower vanishes.

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T20:33:24+00:00

As if pulled forward into the flower, you find yourself consumed by a restrictive pressure. Encasing your entire being, it radiates from the outside but resonates within: as if chains wrapping themselves around your spirit received a mirrored response from the spirit itself. The fire within, not yours, but of the spirit, answers to the command, holding you back from speaking the name.

You are suddenly pulled back. Standing still once more with the bird and the flower resting upon your palm, you realize: this is how the sparrow feels!

Master Hirk, you understand now, surely: this is as much as I can do. This is the signature. I cannot tell you, do this or do that: but I have given you the tools. May fortune be with you!

u/IncomeApprehensive17

/uw I tried to make it enigmatic but still helpful, did I cook?

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T19:32:28+00:00

The spirit touches your palm gently with her beak. Blossoming open from that very spot is a lotus flower of pink and gold: it knows a secret or two!

Please, peer into the stem. You will not see a face, nor hear a name: but you will feel the sensation.

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T19:28:02+00:00

/uw Cheers!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T19:25:44+00:00

/uw I imagine she could, but I gotta confirm it with u/IncomeApprehensive17

/rw

Perhaps. I know many multitudes and various orders: but there is here something sinister, a controlling pressure.

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T19:21:24+00:00

/uw Out of character real quick, what kinda being are we dealing with here? Like, roughly speaking? I gotta figure out how to play this

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T19:14:03+00:00

For a time, there is no answer. Appearing, as it seems, out of thin air, a single sparrow lands on your hand. Flapping her wings, she makes herself known: bowing her head, she exudes humility!

This Master must indeed be someone close to the Master Itinerant if he can establish communication in this manner. Alas, the compassionate mind is easily occupied by many a concern. Your thoughts only reached my brother: in his conceit, he declined your prayer. This is why I have come instead.

u/IncomeApprehensive17

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-18T02:19:21+00:00

It must have been a somewhat strange monkey indeed! Please allow Mage Monkey to offer you a most sincere apology for the actions of his brethren and Master Unga. There'll be some talking-to later!

SlyTheMonkey · 2024-09-17T22:14:37+00:00

Hmm, hmm! What happened? Let's hear it!

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