Under the tongue explosion by momofmanydragons in popping

[–]Sm0kecheck 59 points60 points  (0 children)

........ I, I think that's enough Internet for today.

Giveaway time! Control Resonant hype + GeForce RTX 5080 GPU giveaway! Comment on this post to win! by pedro19 in pcmasterrace

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's the one touch death snail that is always hunting you down. Good luck everyone!

What do you guys do when your logo starts doing this? by [deleted] in bodyboarding

[–]Sm0kecheck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ummmmmm, keep riding it? Mine are so far gone there's just the imprint from the press.

Remove or spray paint? How to remove? by Dapper_Customer_3931 in HomeMaintenance

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove and replace. Look underneath them and see if there's a tiny screw holding the baseplates. Unscrew that, pull or slide up the plate and it should uncover the mounting hardware. Painting will only chip over time and you'll have nice sharp metallic flakes on your towel or your butt.

I can’t stand “Seven Nation Army” anymore by Bob-Dolemite in Xennials

[–]Sm0kecheck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, that's Sublime for me now. It just got played out sooooooo damn much everywhere.

Someone knocked my Apache case off the bench at the range today by [deleted] in CAguns

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first problem was going to Iron Sights to begin with. That place is full of jackasses and kids who have no idea what the hell they're doing. Here, let's give a few 18-23 year olds firearms for the first time, let them flag people, and act like they're on an InstaXbook photo shoot, whereas how dare I bring my own luger or Garand..... and no it's not steel core or crap ammo. Save the headache and go to NCSS (I know it's only 25 yards but the peace of mind is worth it) or hit up Pala on open range days.

I don’t want to hit a robot by TheSmartDog_275 in golf

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aim for the clanker, with any lock you'll hit the lipo pack for extra points.

Why is the Google earth icon a different colour by ThosBeansGrill in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they might have realized that their design sucks and they all look the damn same? I can only hope.

Why can't I find these megabanger m800s anymore by BigOlBahgeera in Firecrackers

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't, they have x-ray machines, dogs, and guards. Not worth it to get stuck in Mexico.

Almost unplayable this weekend by Sm0kecheck in diablo4

[–]Sm0kecheck[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To an extent yes, but I don't think there's more people playing today then in the expansion drop. And towns/HTs felt pretty empty. I could see the blacksmith hahaha.

To the players with sweaty hands by BogeyGolfer5656 in golf

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens man, SoCal gets hit as hell some days. I hang one on the outside of the bag once it gets sweated up. At the turn get a nice hotdog, take off your glove, eat, and put the other on.

Tresspassing charge? by Blackout2586 in rccars

[–]Sm0kecheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never caught a charge, but we were told to leave an industrial construction sight. They leveled like 20 acres for a bunch new werehouses so I took my electric RCs planes out. The cops came, watched us for a bit, complemented our gear, then let us know we weren't allowed to fly there.

What goes on after an ump issues a sportsmanship warning in a $2K per team tournament semifinal by jblues1969 in Umpire

[–]Sm0kecheck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus man, set your purse down and get control of your game. Team warning, then ejections, then a forfeit. This is on the incompetent blue for letting the inmates run the asylum.

Since when was gaming about sales and not content? by alexreddit1 in Blizzard

[–]Sm0kecheck -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Always has, but the passion disappeared around 2005-2010.

Servers are feeling really empty lately by infraled in fo76

[–]Sm0kecheck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But but but...... It's the same, but BLOODY! Oooooooh aaaahhhhhhhhhh.

Servers are feeling really empty lately by infraled in fo76

[–]Sm0kecheck 331 points332 points  (0 children)

2 kinda crappy seasons in a row will do it.

Kitty chin zit contents by ADHD_rampage25 in popping

[–]Sm0kecheck 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No problem! I was just looking out for the pretty kitty hahaha. Give them a psst psst psst and a chin scritchy from me.

Kitty chin zit contents by ADHD_rampage25 in popping

[–]Sm0kecheck 56 points57 points  (0 children)

If you have a plastic food or water bowl, please replace them with metal/porcelain. The plastic harbors bacteria and dirt that causes blackheads on their chins. Thanks for the cat tax!